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    Broken phone

    My phone has stopped working. It's a Nokia N97 and the screen has gone blank and some sort of smelly goo is oozing out of the back of the top half of it.

    So the question is, what do I replace it with? I mean, I'm sure they will fix it under guarantee but I won't be back in the UK for three weeks and I'll need a working phone until then.
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    My phone has stopped working. It's a Nokia N97 and the screen has gone blank and some sort of smelly goo is oozing out of the back of the top half of it.

    So the question is, what do I replace it with? I mean, I'm sure they will fix it under guarantee but I won't be back in the UK for three weeks and I'll need a working phone until then.
    Really? Based on your exertions so far, I'm not surprised it doesnt work.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #3
      Doodab - I know it's a bit late now but you really should have used a condom.
      +50 Xeno Geek Points
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        #4
        Originally posted by Zippy View Post
        Doodab - I know it's a bit late now but you really should have used a condom.
        Now the use of a condom during an act of masturbation I can only think of one person who might do that.




        Disgusting!
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #5
          Oh dear. I appear to have walked into a (booby) trap.
          While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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            #6
            Anyway, it's not what you are thinking, it borked itself this afternoon, I think it took exception to being left on my desk in the sun.
            While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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              #7
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              Now the use of a condom during an act of masturbation I can only think of one person who might do that.




              Disgusting!
              I've never met him. But for some unknown reason, this is the picture I have of Nick Fitz in my head!
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #8
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                I've never met him. But for some unknown reason, this is the picture I have of Nick Fitz in my head!
                So you watch and post links to big brother and you have the cheek to accuse others of being pornographers.

                pornography
                –noun
                obscene writings, drawings, photographs, or the like, esp. those having little or no artistic merit.

                I think the word for that is HYPOCRITE
                Last edited by doodab; 5 July 2010, 22:33.
                While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by doodab View Post
                  So you watch and post links to big brother and you have the cheek to accuse others of being pornographers.

                  I think the word for that is WIBBLE
                  ftfy
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #10
                    the latest iPhone is supposed to be good. Supports WPA2
                    Last edited by suityou01; 6 July 2010, 00:13.
                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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