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While is is often mistaken for English, in fact Devonian derrives directly from the language used by the mentally retarded and is composed of a series of monosylabic grunts, interspersed with bits of borrowed English (the locals being too stupid to think of their own words).
While is is often mistaken for English, in fact Devonian derrives directly from the language used by the mentally retarded and is composed of a series of monosylabic grunts, interspersed with bits of borrowed English (the locals being to stupid too think of their own words).
Pot, kettle?
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson
While is is often mistaken for English, in fact Devonian derrives directly from the language used by the mentally retarded and is composed of a series of monosylabic grunts, interspersed with bits of borrowed English (the locals being too stupid to think of their own words).
is is????
monosyllabic
derives
Oh dear............on so many levels!!
2/10
Still............can't be easy typing with 6 fingers on each hand.
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson
Grockle mugging
Cider drinking
Wrecking vehicles on the rocks of the M5 and stealing the contents
Piracy
Grass track racing
Glass breaking
Emigration to America
Francis Drake tourism industry (see Piracy)
spelung IT: Changing backup tapes.
"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell
Grockle mugging
Cider drinking
Wrecking vehicles on the rocks of the M5 and stealing the contents
Piracy
Grass track racing
Glass breaking
Emigration to America
Francis Drake tourism industry (see Piracy)
spelung IT: Changing backup tapes.
Paddy is mostly harmless................indeed he is.
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”
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