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Russkie State Propaganda still the Best!!

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    Russkie State Propaganda still the Best!!

    Absent Russia will win World Cup, 8% of nation say - Emirates Business 24|7

    I wonder if AtW is still wearing his Russia top??

    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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    Wiki_Devon

    While is is often mistaken for English, in fact Devonian derrives directly from the language used by the mentally retarded and is composed of a series of monosylabic grunts, interspersed with bits of borrowed English (the locals being too stupid to think of their own words).
    Last edited by Paddy; 7 July 2010, 09:04.
    "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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      #3
      Originally posted by Paddy View Post
      Wiki_Devon

      While is is often mistaken for English, in fact Devonian derrives directly from the language used by the mentally retarded and is composed of a series of monosylabic grunts, interspersed with bits of borrowed English (the locals being to stupid too think of their own words).


      Pot, kettle?
      Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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        #4
        Originally posted by Paddy View Post
        Wiki_Devon

        While is is often mistaken for English, in fact Devonian derrives directly from the language used by the mentally retarded and is composed of a series of monosylabic grunts, interspersed with bits of borrowed English (the locals being too stupid to think of their own words).
        is is????

        monosyllabic

        derives



        Oh dear............on so many levels!!

        2/10



        Still............can't be easy typing with 6 fingers on each hand.
        “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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          #5
          Shenanigans You changed it.
          Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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            #6
            Finder Keepers should not be played in Devon
            That is quite a good line.
            While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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              #7
              Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
              Shenanigans You changed it.
              It's not my work however, I have edited it.

              ...but I did add to the Devon Industry List

              Grockle mugging
              Cider drinking
              Wrecking vehicles on the rocks of the M5 and stealing the contents
              Piracy
              Grass track racing
              Glass breaking
              Emigration to America
              Francis Drake tourism industry (see Piracy)
              spelung
              IT: Changing backup tapes.
              "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                #8
                Originally posted by Paddy View Post
                It's not my work however, I have edited it.

                ...but I did add to the Devon Industry List

                Grockle mugging
                Cider drinking
                Wrecking vehicles on the rocks of the M5 and stealing the contents
                Piracy
                Grass track racing
                Glass breaking
                Emigration to America
                Francis Drake tourism industry (see Piracy)
                spelung
                IT: Changing backup tapes.


                Paddy is mostly harmless................indeed he is.

                “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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