I apologise about Shaunbhoy spamming the boards.

[MarillionFan]

I offered to buy him a pint if he is able to post anything remotely funny in the next month.

Sorry everyone, looks like he's going to keep trying before giving up and buying me a pint of Dry Blackthorn.....

[shaunbhoy]

I offered to buy him a pint if he is able to prove that he can consistently post higher quality nonsense than I can manage

Shlurpity-shlurpity-shlurp...................AAAAaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

[Drewster]

I offered to buy him a pint if he is able to post anything remotely funny in the next month.

Sorry everyone, looks like he's going to keep trying before giving up and buying me a pint of Dry Blackthorn.....

Shlurpity-shlurpity-shlurp...................AAAAaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Thats funny SB!!

[MarillionFan]

Thats funny SB!!

There you go SB. I told you your humour was limited to the mentally impaired, you know the ones who you spot at McDonalds who gurn and clap at you when you buy your Happy Meal.

Retard comments don't count remember.

[MarillionFan]

I'd take the same bet with you Drewster. I'll buy you a pint as well if you can post anything Heterosexual or manly in the next month and we believe you.

[shaunbhoy]

Thats funny SB!!

Why thang you Drewster.
There you go MF, you can't go flying in the face of public opinion.
1 extra cold Guinness for me please!!

[Drewster]

I'd take the same bet with you Drewster. I'll buy you a pint as well if you can post anything Heterosexual or manly in the next month and we believe you.

Mmmmmmmmm lets see - I belch and fart.... MrsD says I snore (like a ******* boar apparently).... I've been known to scratch my B*llocks "discretely" while in the Supermarket.... I think I can "very casually & subtly glance" at women's boobies and botties undetected (either by MrsD or the "owners") - but apparently am a leering old letch..... I believe I am still* attractive to young pretty women (but apparently I am a cross between a "father figure" and a dirty old man)... * I believed when I was younger that I was attractive to pretty young women (but apparently I was a cross between desperate and "sweet")......

I am willing to put that argument to the vote as "Pretty typically manly".......

[MarillionFan]

Mmmmmmmmm lets see - I belch and fart.... MrsD says I snore (like a ******* boar apparently).... I've been known to scratch my B*llocks "discretely" while in the Supermarket.... I think I can "very casually & subtly glance" at women's boobies and botties undetected (either by MrsD or the "owners") - but apparently am a leering old letch..... I believe I am still* attractive to young pretty women (but apparently I am a cross between a "father figure" and a dirty old man)... * I believed when I was younger that I was attractive to pretty young women (but apparently I was a cross between desperate and "sweet")......

I am willing to put that argument to the vote as "Pretty typically manly".......

Is this you arriving at the Jeddah airport then Drewster?

[Drewster]

Is this you arriving at the Jeddah airport then Drewster?

I will accept with good grace you:
calling me a bedwetter....
insinuating that I am homosexual.....
calling me thick and/or retarded....
calling me fat....
I will accept quite a lot in the name of fun/humour...

but that crosses the boundary!!

Don't do it again.

[doodab]

Isn't a bit risky posting your home movies on the internet?