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    I'm gagging for a ....

    ... coffee.

    First thing in the morning I put the coffee on and I make a jug last all day. It does get a bit rank in the afternoons.

    However, I try to take one day off. Normally it is Saturday as I often go out.

    For some reason I decided I would take today off the coffee.


    I AM FRACKING GAGGING FOR ONE NOW.

    Oh heck, I am really addicted. There isn't any posh coffee shops round here.


    I've got tea bags. Anyone fancy a cuppa?
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    #2
    Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
    ... coffee.

    First thing in the morning I put the coffee on and I make a jug last all day. It does get a bit rank in the afternoons.

    However, I try to take one day off. Normally it is Saturday as I often go out.

    For some reason I decided I would take today off the coffee.


    I AM FRACKING GAGGING FOR ONE NOW.

    Oh heck, I am really addicted. There isn't any posh coffee shops round here.


    I've got tea bags. Anyone fancy a cuppa?
    <Shluuurp> Sorry HAB - Sitting in Hotel Lobby having just been served a nice Cappucino <Sluurp>

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      #3
      I'm gagging for....

      An orange. This ropes too tight.
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        #4
        Sorry, just made myself a nice fresh cup of joe.

        shame it's only a one cup cafetiere, otherwise I'd offer you some.

        mmmm french roast
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          #5
          Americano here, fresh from the expresso machine
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            #6
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            I'm gagging for....

            An orange. This ropes too tight.
            How about the plastic bag and the mains lead?

            Hello?

            Hello?

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              #7
              Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
              How about the plastic bag and the mains lead?

              Hello?

              Hello?
              you spoke my mind
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                #8
                Originally posted by norrahe View Post
                you spoke my mind
                some kind of cycling accident?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post

                  First thing in the morning I put the coffee on and I make a jug last all day. It does get a bit rank in the afternoons.
                  Rank? If it's anything like the muck at my last clientco, by the afternoon you could pour it into holes in the road instead of tarmac

                  Give me instant coffee any time, or better still a teabag
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by singhr View Post
                    some kind of cycling accident?
                    Hello stranger

                    (Although you are not the strangest in this thread)
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