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zeitghost
9th July 2010, 11:52
Nanny Nichola Paginton died while using vibrator and watching pornography | Metro.co.uk (http://www.metro.co.uk/news/834548-nanny-dies-from-sexual-excitement-after-using-vibrator-and-watching-porn)

I suppose.

Must have been a hell of an orgasm.

norrahe
9th July 2010, 11:54
Nanny Nichola Paginton died while using vibrator and watching pornography | Metro.co.uk (http://www.metro.co.uk/news/834548-nanny-dies-from-sexual-excitement-after-using-vibrator-and-watching-porn)

I suppose.

Must have been a hell of an orgasm.

either that or the vibrator shorted

Drewster
9th July 2010, 11:59
......lifted the duvet, she found the nanny was naked from the waist down and there was a vibrator in her bed.

<snigger>

northernladuk
9th July 2010, 12:00
Dam!!! where do I buy one of the vibes! SWMBO would be forever in my debt!! :D

Paddy
9th July 2010, 12:03
Nanny Nichola Paginton died while using vibrator and watching pornography | Metro.co.uk (http://www.metro.co.uk/news/834548-nanny-dies-from-sexual-excitement-after-using-vibrator-and-watching-porn)

I suppose.

Must have been a hell of an orgasm.

poppers!

Zippy
9th July 2010, 12:06
<snigger>

That's what I thought :emb

Sysman
9th July 2010, 12:07
Nanny Nichola Paginton died while using vibrator and watching pornography | Metro.co.uk (http://www.metro.co.uk/news/834548-nanny-dies-from-sexual-excitement-after-using-vibrator-and-watching-porn)

I suppose.

Must have been a hell of an orgasm.


She was described anti-depressants but these had no bearing on her death in October last year.

prescribed, surely?

Glad I didn't go for a career in proof reading, It appears that nobody is employing them any more.

TimberWolf
9th July 2010, 12:15
prescribed, surely?

Glad I didn't go for a career in proof reading, It appears that nobody is employing them any more.

:spel i

Sysman
9th July 2010, 12:20
prescribed, surely?

Glad I didn't go for a career in proof reading. It appears that nobody is employing them any more.

:spel i

Punctuation caused by a typo (comma instead of full stop).

xoggoth
9th July 2010, 12:21
I have a whole box of party poppers in the garage left over from a kids' Christmas party a few years ago. If anyone wants any at a very reasonable price just PM me.

PS After reading about how they were great for gay sex, I let one off up my bum once. Didn't rate it really but there's no accounting for taste I suppose.

Platypus
9th July 2010, 12:24
She was quite a looker too. What a way to go :eek:

Paddy
9th July 2010, 12:26
I have a whole box of party poppers in the garage left over from a kids' Christmas party a few years ago. If anyone wants any at a very reasonable price just PM me.

I’ve tried those types but they stung my nose

gingerjedi
9th July 2010, 12:45
"Well, that's no ordinary rabbit"

MarillionFan
9th July 2010, 12:51
"Well, that's no ordinary rabbit"

Someone had better tell Minestrone he has to apologise. Looks like we've found Churchills killer rabbit!!:laugh

Doggy Styles
9th July 2010, 13:04
Someone had better tell Minestrone he has to apologise. Looks like we've found Churchills killer rabbit!!:laughAh, that makes more sense. I read it as Churchill's Killer Rabbi.

Doggy Styles
9th July 2010, 13:17
Reminds me of The Bishop.

http://religiousfreaks.com/UserFiles/Image/monty.python.the.bishop.jpg

MaryPoppins
9th July 2010, 13:31
I have a whole box of party poppers in the garage left over from a kids' Christmas party a few years ago. If anyone wants any at a very reasonable price just PM me.

PS After reading about how they were great for gay sex, I let one off up my bum once. Didn't rate it really but there's no accounting for taste I suppose.

:laugh:laugh:laugh

shaunbhoy
10th July 2010, 16:40
This is a truly tragic story.
She sounds like a real game girl.
Never happens to the fuglies!!!

:tantrum:

Zippy
10th July 2010, 16:43
This is a truly tragic story.
She sounds like a real game girl.
Never happens to the fuglies!!!

:tantrum:

I'm happy to give it a go.

shaunbhoy
10th July 2010, 16:44
I'm happy to give it a go.

Well make sure you set up the webcam..............in case we need to ring for help.............obviously.

:tongue

Zippy
10th July 2010, 16:49
Well make sure you set up the webcam..............in case we need to ring for help.............obviously.

:tongue

You have credit card? :wink

MarillionFan
10th July 2010, 17:07
This is a truly tragic story.
She sounds like a real game girl.
Never happens to the fuglies!!!

:tantrum:

Thats cause if they're really ugly they have problems keeping the vibrator stiff!:)

Drewster
10th July 2010, 18:07
Never happens to the fuglies!!!


Each to his own I guess.... but I thought she was a bit of a badgers...

not exactly fugly but.......

shaunbhoy
10th July 2010, 18:58
Each to his own I guess.... but I thought she was a bit of a badgers...

not exactly fugly but.......

How can you say that after weeks in a desert??

:eek

Drewster
10th July 2010, 19:01
How can you say that after weeks in a desert??

:eek

Standards man!! Standards!

Zippy
10th July 2010, 19:02
How can you say that after weeks in a desert??

:eek

I suspect he doesn't go short as he has his own set of stepladders.
(please refer to ancient jokes about camels)

Drewster
10th July 2010, 19:04
I suspect he doesn't go short as he has his own set of stepladders.
(please refer to ancient jokes about camels)

Oi!!

Standards (Wo)man!! Standards!

shaunbhoy
10th July 2010, 19:09
Standards man!! Standards!

All very well to say that NOW. But just remember, when you return to Saudi after your brief sojourn in Blighty, some other lucky fooker might have hooked up with the good-looking camel!! You might be left with the one that doubles for Hetty Wainthrop in her action scenes!!

Zippy
10th July 2010, 19:10
Oi!!

Erm, hellooooo!!!! C'est Contractor UK.

Der. :laugh

Drewster
10th July 2010, 19:12
All very well to say that NOW. But just remember, when you return to Saudi.....

Fly home Friday..... Never to return..... Well when I say never - I am handing over to a geyser.... as long as he doesn't bottle it they shouldn't need me again.... He is staying out for several months (Tee Hee)......

Drewster
10th July 2010, 19:14
Erm, hellooooo!!!! C'est Contractor UK.

Der. :laugh

But I thought you were above that sort of thing?!?!

Nah! I didn't really!!!

shaunbhoy
10th July 2010, 19:15
Fly home Friday..... Never to return..... Well when I say never - I am handing over to a geyser.... as long as he doesn't bottle it they shouldn't need me again.... He is staying out for several months (Tee Hee)......

I notice you didn't deny the "good-looking camel" bit. Be sure and get her mobile number, you can never say never in this business. Hell hath no fury like a camel scorned.............as they say in the Middle East.

:wink

Drewster
10th July 2010, 19:21
I notice you didn't deny the "good-looking camel" bit. Be sure and get her mobile number, you can never say never in this business. Hell hath no fury like a camel scorned.............as they say in the Middle East.

:wink

سخرت النار ليس له غضب مثل جمل

So to speak!

Zippy
10th July 2010, 19:24
But I thought you were above that sort of thing?!?!

Nah! I didn't really!!!

No. Didn't think you believed that. Anyway, I'm sure that tall orange-haired girl/boy is giving you the eye.

Shaunbhoy and Zip - matchmakers to the stars. <snigger>

shaunbhoy
10th July 2010, 19:25
سخرت النار ليس له غضب مثل جمل

So to speak!

Errrrr...........better make mine a double!!

Drewster
10th July 2010, 19:27
No. Didn't think you believed that. Anyway, I'm sure that tall orange-haired girl/boy is giving you the eye.

Shaunbhoy and Zip - matchmakers to the stars. <snigger>

We are just good friends!!! (http://www.businesspundit.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/camel-face.jpg)

shaunbhoy
10th July 2010, 19:30
We are just good friends!!! (http://www.businesspundit.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/camel-face.jpg)

Steer clear mate. She looks like trouble that one!

HTH

Zippy
10th July 2010, 19:32
We are just good friends!!! (http://www.businesspundit.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/camel-face.jpg)


Nudge, nudge. Say no more squire. <taps nose, obvious wink>

Drewster
10th July 2010, 19:33
Steer clear mate. She looks like trouble that one!

HTH

Lovely eyes though.... (although the halitosis is a bit hard to take)

shaunbhoy
10th July 2010, 19:37
Lovely eyes though.... (although the halitosis is a bit hard to take)

Give her an onion to chew. Might tone it down a bit. My brother-in-law swears by it with his missus.
Mind you, with his missus the breath is the least of it.
I am not saying she is ugly, but when she was born, the midwife held her up by the buttocks and slapped her face!!

:eek