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Better to Burn out than to Fade Away.

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    Better to Burn out than to Fade Away.

    Nanny Nichola Paginton died while using vibrator and watching pornography | Metro.co.uk

    I suppose.

    Must have been a hell of an orgasm.

    #2
    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    either that or the vibrator shorted
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      #3
      Originally posted by The Article
      ......lifted the duvet, she found the nanny was naked from the waist down and there was a vibrator in her bed.
      <snigger>

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        #4
        Dam!!! where do I buy one of the vibes! SWMBO would be forever in my debt!!
        'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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          #5
          Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
          poppers!
          "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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            #6
            Originally posted by Drewster View Post
            <snigger>
            That's what I thought
            +50 Xeno Geek Points
            Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
            As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

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              #7
              Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
              She was described anti-depressants but these had no bearing on her death in October last year.
              prescribed, surely?

              Glad I didn't go for a career in proof reading, It appears that nobody is employing them any more.
              Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Sysman View Post
                prescribed, surely?

                Glad I didn't go for a career in proof reading, It appears that nobody is employing them any more.
                i

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
                  Originally posted by Sysman View Post
                  prescribed, surely?

                  Glad I didn't go for a career in proof reading. It appears that nobody is employing them any more.
                  i
                  Punctuation caused by a typo (comma instead of full stop).
                  Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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                    #10
                    I have a whole box of party poppers in the garage left over from a kids' Christmas party a few years ago. If anyone wants any at a very reasonable price just PM me.

                    PS After reading about how they were great for gay sex, I let one off up my bum once. Didn't rate it really but there's no accounting for taste I suppose.
                    Last edited by xoggoth; 9 July 2010, 12:26.
                    bloggoth

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