Slick Operation

[MarillionFan]

Just landed at new clientco. Door to door 9 minutes in total. The walk from the car park took 5.

Report to reception of there brand spanking new office. I am expected.

Here are the forms to fill in.
Here is your badge.
Here is your brand new laptop. Please go and configure
oh and here is your phone. And got handed a boxed Nokia!!!

Here is your itenary for the morning. The director will be in later!!!!

Bloody hell. Talk about organized!

[SupremeSpod]

just landed at new clientco. Door to door 9 minutes in total. The walk from the car park took 5.

Report to reception of there brand spanking new office. I am expected.

Here are the forms to fill in.
Here is your badge.
here is your brand new laptop. Please go and configure
oh and here is your phone. And got handed a boxed nokia!!!

here is your itenary for the morning. The director will be in later!!!!

Bloody hell. Talk about organized!

disguised employee!

[MarillionFan]

disguised employee!

Were all disguised employees.

[Doggy Styles]

No reason to thump anyone yet then?

[MarillionFan]

No reason to thump anyone yet then?

Some ****** had given me a broken laptop bag.

Just off to see HR now....

[dang65]

Bloody hell. Talk about organized!

Shocking. I look forward to at least a week sitting around at the start of a new contract, completely unable to do any work or log in to any systems and having to be escorted everywhere. It's all part of the deal.

[doodab]

I'd be worried. They are probably going to expect you to do some work.

[Doggy Styles]

Some ****** had given me a broken laptop bag.

Just off to see HR now....

[northernladuk]

Were all disguised employees.

We're



Glad to see you are abusing the clients internet policy 10 mins in to the new job!! Go go contractor boy!!

[norrahe]

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Glad to see you are abusing the clients internet policy 10 mins in to the new job!! Go go contractor boy!!

It was on his itenerary of course