An embarrassing problem

[pacharan]

I've got a very sensitive issue to deal with and as it's so embarrasing I don't really know which way to turn.

You see, it's my girlfriend's toilet habits. She's been in the habit recently of getting home from work and going straight upstairs to have a giant dump. Well, I don't have a problem with this in itself but I normally have a bath around this time. Last night was a case in hand - I ran a bath, lit a few yankee candles, poured myself some wine and then the phone went so I went and answered it before I got stripped off. Cue the arrival of my girlfriend, straight upstairs, massive dump & I couldn't get in there for the best part of an hour by which time the water was cold, the candles had burnt down and I frankly didn't feel like drinking the wine after it had been festering in that atmosphere. To cap it all, I had to get the toilet duck out to make the bog respectable again.

I really don't know how to approach this but is there a diplomatic way of saying "please would you refrain from stinking out my house every night and use the conveniences provided at your place of work?" The way she dashes upstairs as soon as she gets home makes me think she's doing it on purpose & has been saving it up through the course of the day

[shaunbhoy]

I've got a very sensitive issue to deal with and as it's so embarrasing I don't really know which way to turn.

You see, it's my girlfriend's toilet habits. She's been in the habit recently of getting home from work and going straight upstairs to have a giant dump. Well, I don't have a problem with this in itself but I normally have a bath around this time. Last night was a case in hand - I ran a bath, lit a few yankee candles, poured myself some wine and then the phone went so I went and answered it before I got stripped off. Cue the arrival of my girlfriend, straight upstairs, massive dump & I couldn't get in there for the best part of an hour by which time the water was cold, the candles had burnt down and I frankly didn't feel like drinking the wine after it had been festering in that atmosphere. To cap it all, I had to get the toilet duck out to make the bog respectable again.

I really don't know how to approach this but is there a diplomatic way of saying "please would you refrain from stinking out my house every night and use the conveniences provided at your place of work?" The way she dashes upstairs as soon as she gets home makes me think she's doing it on purpose & has been saving it up through the course of the day

Totally agree with you. What the hell is she doing? She should be crapping on the company's time apart from anything else, never mind the fact that she leaves your carsey smelling like Shrek's en-suite!!

Sort her out or trade her in!!

[TimberWolf]

Can't you dump her?

[Zippy]

Can't you dump her?

I'll get your coat for you.

Solutions
1. hide the toilet roll and claim to have run out
2. get a bog installed downstairs

[TimberWolf]

I'll get your coat for you.

Solutions
1. hide the toilet roll and claim to have run out
2. get a bog installed downstairs

outside

[DimPrawn]

Sorry, but this smells like bulltulip.

[SupremeSpod]

Sorry, but this smells like bulltulip.

Here's your coat!

[MaryPoppins]

Cue the arrival of my girlfriend, straight upstairs, massive dump & I couldn't get in there for the best part of an hour

Spike her morning tea with senokot, and she'll have to do it at work.

[Cliphead]

Spike her morning tea with senokot, and she'll have to do it on the train.

[SizeZero]

Last night was a case in hand - I ran a bath, lit a few yankee candles, poured myself some wine and then the phone went so I went and answered it before I got stripped off. Cue the arrival of my girlfriend, straight upstairs, massive dump & I couldn't get in there for the best part of an hour by which time the water was cold, the candles had burnt down and I frankly didn't feel like drinking the wine after it had been festering in that atmosphere.

I don't think the guys here are used to giving advice on lesbian relationships, sorry.