Florence Nightingale.
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Originally posted by FungusFlorence Nightingale. -
I crept up into the ContractorUK forums. I was so scared to look inside, but I had to.
And what did you see ? What did you see?
Lambs. The lambs were screaming.
Jabberwocky was slaughtering the spring lambs?
Yes, and they were screaming.Comment
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Yes, but they were ever so silent afterards.Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
threadeds website, and here's my blog.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghostCutting, LB, so very, very cutting...Comment
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Originally posted by stackpoleSex with lambs.
It's so difficult to get purchase. To brace oneself.Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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Originally posted by OwlHootOne word - wellies
Um, yes, wellies. Not as good as you think for bracing though.Comment
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Originally posted by OwlHootOne word - wellies
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Originally posted by wobbegongNow, I'm no prude, but livestock in rubber? That's disgusting!
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