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    #1

    Depressingly low on doom

    No nukes in North Korea v South Korea
    Swine flu schmein flu
    Double dip smubble mip
    RFID and ID cards. Well ID cards now scrapped.
    Dollar collapse ..... Uh huh
    Euro collapse ..... drums fingers

    Even my tin foil hat sites are low on doom. Blimey, at this rate things might actually be ok.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.
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    #2
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    at this rate things might actually be ok.
    It hasn't even started yet...
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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      #3
      Originally posted by doodab View Post
      It hasn't even started yet...
      mwahahahahahahah (evil laugh)

      ok good. What hasn't?
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #4
        Contract market up
        IR35 being reviewed
        Pound up
        Cats are evil.

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          #5
          Originally posted by swamp View Post
          Contract market up
          IR35 being reviewed
          Pound up
          This could only happen under the tories
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #6
            Noodles, headresses and Emperor Ming. I will destroy your pathetic world, Earthlings.

            This would never have happened under the Thetans.
            +50 Xeno Geek Points
            Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
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              #7
              Originally posted by doodab View Post
              It hasn't even started yet...
              That's the spirit.

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                #8
                It's the silly season & they're all on holiday. Just goes to show how smoothly things run when there are no politicians around. Expect it all to start going belly up as soon as they get back.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by wurzel View Post
                  It's the silly season & they're all on holiday. Just goes to show how smoothly things run when there are no politicians around. Expect it all to start going belly up as soon as they get back.
                  I've heard this before actually now you remind me. We may as well enjoy the silly season then
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    #10
                    It's quiet out there .......... too damn quiet.
                    How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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