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    Jet-Skiing

    Does anyone do this?

    Got a Seadoo 1994, well serviced and in good condition from for only a grand – the perfect toy for a good summer.

    A good beginners craft as does around 40mph, which is more than fast enough!

    Just a case of finding out where can use it now…. Potential girlfriend number 2 fancies taking jet-skiing up, so this could be the perfect route to some good weekends away – especially as a 2 seater so good pawing opportunities…..

    #2
    So, you're out with a woman and see some people on jetskis and she says "that looks like fun".

    You instantly go and blow a grand on one despite having nowhere local to use it.

    I'm pretty sure if there was a big patch of wetstuff that allowed watersports in your local area, you'd know about it.

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      #3
      They're easy to master, it's just like riding a skidoo.

      HTH
      Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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        #4
        Jet skis should be banned. The “drivers” are worse than BMW tossers. Even when there are swimmer only zones, the tossers stray inside and keep close to the shore-line just so that they can show off and intimidate others.

        I wait for your post on when you or GF2 have an accident on a jet ski.
        "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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          #5


          Wilmslow is by far the best CUK sockie!

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            #6
            Originally posted by Paddy View Post
            Jet skis should be banned. The “drivers” are worse than BMW tossers. Even when there are swimmer only zones, the tossers stray inside and keep close to the shore-line just so that they can show off and intimidate others.

            I wait for your post on when you or GF2 have an accident on a jet ski.
            Me too - hopefully, it will involve him breaking all his fingers thus preventing him from typing.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
              Does anyone do this?

              Got a Seadoo 1994, well serviced and in good condition from for only a grand – the perfect toy for a good summer.

              A good beginners craft as does around 40mph, which is more than fast enough!

              Just a case of finding out where can use it now…. Potential girlfriend number 2 fancies taking jet-skiing up, so this could be the perfect route to some good weekends away – especially as a 2 seater so good pawing opportunities…..
              It saddens me that you will spend this sort of money to get a grope.
              Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
              +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                #8
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                It saddens me that you will spend this sort of money to get a grope.
                Cos you're a lot cheaper eh ?
                But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                  It saddens me that you will spend this sort of money to get a grope.
                  It saddens, but it doesn't surprise.

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                    #10
                    Get one these: blokart.com :: fun, fast, compact!

                    Faster and cheaper to run than a jetski, it also has the added bonus of being green™ so the eco chicks will love it though groping opportunities will be limited to helping them in and out.
                    Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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