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An alternative to the dancing banana?

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    An alternative to the dancing banana?



    I quite like it.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

    #2
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post


    I quite like it.
    A dancing cock?

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      #3
      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post


      I quite like it.
      Dancing Triffid!
      'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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        #4
        Originally posted by bumgardner View Post
        A dancing cock?
        You need to get to the doctor if that looks like a cock to you.
        Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
        +5 Xeno Cool Points

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          #5
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
          You need to get to the doctor if that looks like a cock to you.
          It's never been the same since I put it in that bacon slicer.

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            #6
            The whole point of the dancing banana is it says 'banana' as in 'get in', what does that thing say?
            Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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              #7
              Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
              The whole point of the dancing banana is it says 'banana' as in 'get in', what does that thing say?
              It says Tottenham 1 Benfica 0

              HTH
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                #8
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                You need to get to the doctor if that looks like a cock to you.
                WSS
                At best it's an anorexic cock ...
                +50 Xeno Geek Points
                Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                  WSS
                  At best it's an anorexic cock ...


                  It's ill, there's no doubt.
                  Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                  +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post


                    It's ill, there's no doubt.
                    Nonsense. Look closer.
                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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