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Cologne - Köln

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    Cologne - Köln

    No wonder the hotels are pretty full, must remember to lock the door tonight
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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    They might be mistaken for clones, were it not for the guy with the teeth.

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      #3
      Das wäre nie geschehen, als die Nazis die Regierung waren.
      "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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        Originally posted by zeitghost
        He does circumcisions while you wait.
        If you've got to be circumcised, it's best to wait until they've finished.
        ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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          Or more properly known as 'Colonia Claudia Ara Agrippinensium' birth place iof Aggripina the younger who was a formidable women in early imperial Rome.

          Daughter of Germanicus a great general and one time heir to Augustus until his early death.

          Sister to Gaius (Caligua) and probably incestous with him.

          Wife to Claudiusand thought to have posioned him after he had made her son Nero his heir over his natural son Britannicus.

          Beaten to death on Neros orders after surviving an earlier attempt on her life for being too interfering. it was reported that she amy also have tried to seduce Nero.
          But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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            #6
            You think a locked door's going to keep those guys out?

            Just hope the ceilings are reinforced.
            And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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