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    BBC Sport - Athletics - Tyson Gay beats Usain Bolt over 100m for first time

    Boring story but what a way to start a headline.
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

    #2
    'Gay gets in front forcing Bolt to settle for the No.2 slot'
    Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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      #3
      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
      Gay shoots Bolt?
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #4
        Gay comes in front of Bolt.

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          #5
          Tyson Gay?

          Not many people have said that and lived to tell the tale.

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            #6
            This clbuttic example is well-known:
            Tyson Homosexual was a blur in blue, sprinting 100 meters faster than anyone ever has.

            His time of 9.68 seconds at the U.S. Olympic trials Sunday doesn't count as a world record, because it was run with the help of a too-strong tailwind. Here's what does matter: Homosexual qualified for his first Summer Games team and served notice he's certainly someone to watch in Beijing.

            "It means a lot to me," the 25-year-old Homosexual said. "I'm glad my body could do it, because now I know I have it in me."
            However the original still actually said:
            "It means a lot to me," the 25-year-old Gay said. "I'm glad my body could do it, because now I know I have it in me."
            Which is hardly an improvement.
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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