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Winter is coming - I feel it in my bones

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    Winter is coming - I feel it in my bones

    Aches and pains in several of my joints today.

    How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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    #2
    Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
    Aches and pains in several of my joints today.



    How about some liquid analgesics?
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #3
      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post


      How about some liquid analgesics?
      The solution is to ......... pull my fracking finger out and get some more revenue coming in so I can get out of here.
      How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

      Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
      Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%

      "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

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        #4
        Come to Berlin, it's 25c at them minute.

        Off to find a nice bear garden to spend the rest of the afternoon, someone got to do it...
        "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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          #5
          I noticed an arthritis index on a weather website the other day. Or perhaps it was rheumatism.

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            #6
            Winter is icumen in

            Winter is icumen in,
            Lhude sing Goddamm,
            Raineth drop and staineth slop,
            And how the wind doth ramm!
            Sing: Goddamm.
            Skiddeth bus and sloppeth us,
            An ague hath my ham.
            Freezeth river, turneth liver,
            Damm you; Sing: Goddamm.
            Goddamm, Goddamm, 'tis why I am, Goddamm,
            So 'gainst the winter's balm.
            Sing goddamm, damm, sing goddamm,
            Sing goddamm, sing goddamm, DAMM.

            -- Ezra Pound, ca. 1915

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              #7
              Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
              Come to Berlin, it's 25c at them minute.

              Off to find a nice bear garden to spend the rest of the afternoon, someone got to do it...
              Are those dancing bears? I thought that was illegal these days.
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #8
                They might have bearlesque:
                YouTube - ‪Bearlesque‬‎
                (probably not safe for work)

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
                  Come to Berlin, it's 25c at them minute.

                  Off to find a nice bear garden to spend the rest of the afternoon, someone got to do it...
                  Yes, but it's not really a year round solution is it? It was -10C when I was there in February. God knows what that would do to HAB's joints

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
                    Aches and pains so I had several of my joints today.

                    FTFY
                    "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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