iPhone Owners Get More Sex

[scooterscot]

I don't know how much more I can take..

Stats Show iPhone Owners Get More Sex | Gadget Lab | Wired.com

As the blog’s author’s wryly observe: “Finally, statistical proof that iPhone users aren’t just getting fu£;ed by Apple.”

[northernrampage]

This comment here:

"Being a woman who has been on many dates, I can say this:
The people who has Android phones are not as good looking as people who has iPhones. A typical Android owner is less interested in personal hygiene and more interested in computers.
Also they tend to make less money."



Who are these numpties? You judge the potential of your partner by their phone? And if an android owner is more interested in computers... ergo...they make more money.

Having more partners is not a sign-of how attractive you are either.

One of the biggest idiots I know who gets a lot of action (while cheating on his wife) boasts about his i-phone. Unfortunately had to see him recently and all he did was ramble on about his i-phone 4 and how I *must* get one (what, a phone that doesn't work?).

Anyway, maybe I'm just bitter as I just killed yet another android phone by accident so bought a cheap nokia until I can afford something better or get out of my contract.

[thunderlizard]

That would explain why she has to go on a lot of dates.

[dang65]

My missus has got an iPhone. I'm going to have to have a word with her about this. When I get back from my business trip.

[cojak]

Has this come from the Daily Mash?

And what about iPad users??

[SupremeSpod]

Has this come from the Daily Mash?

And what about iPad users??

iPhone users have more sex - sometimes with another person.

[MaryPoppins]

The people who has Android phones are not as good looking as people who has iPhones.

Yes, love.

[sasguru]

And if an android owner is more interested in computers... ergo...they make more money.

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Where do we find these morons?

[gingerjedi]

comment: These statistics are skewed by the fact that the iPhone is the quintessential phone of the homosexual person.
Now, having one doesn't make you gay.
But, if you were gay, you are more likely to be an iPhone user.

Homosexuals do tend have more partners so I'm told, they even have their own 'gaydar' app don't they?

[doodab]

It's probably true. Because the iPhone owner is only interested in surface appearance they tend to be, and to associate with, the sort of people who will **** anything.