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    Marinated squirrel found in car trunk

    Huffington Post

    BUFFALO, N.Y. — Police say a traffic stop led to animal cruelty charges after they found a live squirrel cat "marinating" in oil and peppers in the trunk of a car.
    Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

    #2
    No onions or garlic?
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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      #3
      You'd want some juniper berries in that marinade to counter the gameyness of the meat.
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #4
        Presumably if it was live there might be some less desirable "berries" in the marinade?
        While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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          #5
          Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
          You'd want some juniper berries in that marinade to counter the gameyness of the meat.
          Is that what happened to the TesterMog?
          "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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            #6
            Originally posted by norrahe View Post
            Is that what happened to the TesterMog?
            Nope. Testermog Senior was buried in the garden. Obviously, he was first allowed to die of natural causes. Testermog Medium was put down after his kidneys finally gave in, and buried in the garden. Testermog Junior is happy and well, and enjoying regular bites of parma ham, wild boar salami and leftover oysters.
            And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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              #7
              Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
              Testermog Junior is happy and well, and enjoying regular bites of parma ham, wild boar salami and leftover oysters.
              and is the size of a house....
              "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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                #8
                Originally posted by norrahe View Post
                and is the size of a small hippopotamus
                ftfy; let's not exaggerate hey?
                And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                  Testermog Junior is happy and well, and enjoying regular bites of parma ham, wild boar salami and leftover oysters while living in a small bucket containing oil, chilli, garlic and peppers.
                  FTFY
                  Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.

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                    #10
                    Well you have to fatten them up somehow.
                    "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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