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A 'Plan B' for the laydees
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A 'Plan B' for the laydees
How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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"A Plan B for the laydees". Alternative title: "Switch your war chest for a phwoarr chest".
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Originally posted by lightng View PostI'd feel a right tit if that happened to me.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Worrying to think this 'ploy' would actually work.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by LightshipP.S. Poundland has wallets on sale for 99p each.Comment
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostWorrying to think this 'ploy' would actually work.
Mary, its almost impossible not to stare.
just try to stop breathing for a few minutes...its impossible.
now show us a picture of yer tits
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostWhats really worrying is that women still dont get this. After years of getting your jugs stared at by 14 - 64 year olds, you still dont understand that they just cant help it.
Mary, its almost impossible not to stare.
just try to stop breathing for a few minutes...its impossible.
now show us a picture of yer tits
Pic on it's way.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostOh, EO. I have so missed your wise words.
Pic on it's way.
do you have any idea how hard it is to type, when you have gozzy eyes and one hand in yer kecks
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostOh, EO. I have so missed your wise words.
Pic on it's way.+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostShe's right. Quality smut has been lacking of late
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