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A 'Plan B' for the laydees

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    A 'Plan B' for the laydees

    Police in France are looking for two attractive female thieves who bared their breasts at a man at a cashpoint to distract him before stealing his money.
    Telegraph
    How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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    #2
    "A Plan B for the laydees". Alternative title: "Switch your war chest for a phwoarr chest".

    Great scam. I'd feel a right tit if that happened to me.

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      #3
      Originally posted by lightng View Post
      I'd feel a right tit if that happened to me.
      I would want to feel both of them at that price!
      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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        #4
        Worrying to think this 'ploy' would actually work.
        Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
        +5 Xeno Cool Points

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          #5
          Originally posted by Lightship
          P.S. Poundland has wallets on sale for 99p each.
          I think you'll find they are £1.

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            #6
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
            Worrying to think this 'ploy' would actually work.
            Whats really worrying is that women still dont get this. After years of getting your jugs stared at by 14 - 64 year olds, you still dont understand that they just cant help it.
            Mary, its almost impossible not to stare.

            just try to stop breathing for a few minutes...its impossible.

            now show us a picture of yer tits




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              #7
              Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
              Whats really worrying is that women still dont get this. After years of getting your jugs stared at by 14 - 64 year olds, you still dont understand that they just cant help it.
              Mary, its almost impossible not to stare.

              just try to stop breathing for a few minutes...its impossible.

              now show us a picture of yer tits




              Oh, EO. I have so missed your wise words.

              Pic on it's way.
              Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
              +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                #8
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                Oh, EO. I have so missed your wise words.

                Pic on it's way.
                blooming heck woman.

                do you have any idea how hard it is to type, when you have gozzy eyes and one hand in yer kecks



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                  #9
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                  Oh, EO. I have so missed your wise words.

                  Pic on it's way.
                  She's right. Quality smut has been lacking of late
                  +50 Xeno Geek Points
                  Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                  As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                    She's right. Quality smut has been lacking of late
                    and you're not too big to go over my knee either


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