Anyone watch the X-factor?

[gingerjedi]

The Daily Mash - IS BRITAIN USING AUTO-MORON?



I want one! Sadly you'd have to be a brave person to wear that in todays society, you'd probably get stoned to death.

[Doggy Styles]

Mrs Styles watches it. So does Miss Styles. Master Styles watches Cheryl Cole for a bit then goes out.

It's enough to turn a bloke to drink.

[Scrag Meister]

Mrs Styles watches it. So does Miss Styles. Master Styles watches Cheryl Cole for a bit then goes out.

It's enough to turn a bloke to drink.

Mrs Scrag watches it. So does Miss Scrag. Master Scrag watches Cheryl Cole for a bit then goes out.

It's enough to turn a bloke to computer gaming, thank goodness.

[NotAllThere]

Talent Dredge

Anyone who says as justification that they should continue in the competition because a) It's their dream. b) They want this so much c) Their sprog is waiting in the wings or d) Their pet mongoose just died and their dedicating their performance to him... should be shot.

[hyperD]

Great Mitchell & Webb vid Especially the end bit!