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Thats Mr Marillionfan to you snot nose. Just remember your place.
Tenner says you never break out of the 6 phases.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostThats Mr Marillionfan to you snot nose. Just remember your place.
Tenner says you never break out of the 6 phases.
Is ^ SY01, I take it?Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostWhat are they then?
Is ^ SY01, I take it?
Phase 1 register on CUK with a please take it easy I am newbie or come on who wants some thread receiving much flaggelation
Phase 2 is normally a continuous barrage of posts and threads on complete nonsense. Followed with opening threads about other users.
Phase 3 is then normally a whinging/whining set of posts about how the said poster has been picked on, had a thread moved or deleted with some calls to the moderators about how unfair life is in general.
Phase 4 is a temp ban
Phase 5 is a triumphant return from a ban, followed with Phase 2 and 3 repeated in earnest.
Phase 6 is a permanent ban and then back to phase 1 again.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostWhat are they then?
Is ^ SY01, I take it?
The other night I was accused of being - RH, NAT and Cojak.
but I said then and repeat now - I am not a sockie.
I have been lurking for several months and feel I almost know some of you but as far as I know none of you know me.Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
Jim is EVIL! - Jenny EclairComment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostThats Mr Marillionfan to you snot nose. Just remember your place.
Tenner says you never break out of the 6 phases.Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
Jim is EVIL! - Jenny EclairComment
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Originally posted by Wodewick View PostI am not Suityou.
The other night I was accused of being - RH, NAT and Cojak.
but I said then and repeat now - I am not a sockie.
I have been lurking for several months and feel I almost know some of you but as far as I know none of you know me.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostHi SY
D'Oh! I mean stupid enough to wave backJim is a Jedi! - Dara
Jim is EVIL! - Jenny EclairComment
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Originally posted by Wodewick View PostShirley even Suityou wouldn't be that stupid!
D'Oh! I mean stupid enough to wave backPractically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostWhy can I almost see you entering the waving smiley, then quickly deleting it?Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
Jim is EVIL! - Jenny EclairComment
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