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Lady throws moggie in bin... continued.

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    Lady throws moggie in bin... continued.

    Cat in bin purrminator Mary Bale’s apology after death threats | The Sun |News

    And so The Sun, the Family and facebook groups continue to harrass Mary Bale the lady who put a cat in a bin as she walked past.

    The Sun now has a 'bash Mary Hale' Flash game on their website.

    It's amazing the power of the media(particularly the Sun) in so much as it can put a common and garden women into the hated realms of a paedophile or child abuser for dropping a cat in a bin!

    There are videos all over Youtube of people giving a cat a kick, I don't see the Sun going to so much trouble.

    At the end of the day it's a cat. It's not as if it's a decent pet like a goldfish or a dog.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

    #2
    Exactly. Cats are fair game. IIRC, you don't even have to stop if you splat one with the motor. Unlike with a dog. This would never have happened under.............oh wait a minute!!

    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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      #3
      Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
      Exactly. Cats are fair game. IIRC, you don't even have to stop if you splat one with the motor. Unlike with a dog. This would never have happened under.............oh wait a minute!!

      Exactly! Only dogs, deers, tigers & lions are considered worthy of informing someone you have run them over.

      10 Reasons Dogs are Better than Cats
      1. Dogs will tilt their heads and try to understand every word you say. Cats will ignore you and take a nap.
      2. Cats look silly on a leash.
      3. When you come home from work, your dog will be happy and lick your face. Cats will still be mad at you for leaving in the first place.
      4. Dogs will give you unconditional love until the day they die. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made since the day you were born.
      5. A dog knows when you're sad. And he'll try to comfort you. Cats don't care how you feel, as long as you remember where the can opener is.
      6. Dogs will bring you your slippers. Cats will drop a dead mouse in your slippers.
      7. When you take them for a ride, dogs will sit on the seat next to you. Cats have to have their own private basket, or they won't go at all.
      8. Dogs will come when you call them. And they'll be happy. Cats will have someone take a message and get back to you.
      9. Dogs will play fetch with you all day long. The only thing cats will play with all day long are small rodents or bugs, preferably ones that look like they're in pain.
      10. Dogs will wake you up if the house is on fire. Cats will quietly sneak out the back door.
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #4
        Stick the bitch in a wheely bin for a few hours and call it quits.
        Last edited by doodab; 26 August 2010, 07:49.
        While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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          #5
          I want a "Maine Coon", that's one hell of a cat/thing.

          Originally posted by Wikipedia
          Maine Coons are one of the largest breeds of domestic cat. Males weigh anywhere between 15 and 25 lb (6.8 and 11 kg) with females weighing between 10 and 15 lb (4.5 and 6.8 kg). The height of adults can vary between 10 and 16 in (25 and 41 cm) and they can reach a length of up to 40 in (100 cm), including the tail, which can reach lengths of up to 14 in (36 cm) and is long, tapering, and heavily furred, almost resembling a raccoon's tail. The body is solid and muscular, which is necessary for supporting their own weight, and the chest is broad. Maine Coons possess a rectangular body shape and are slow to physically mature; their full potential size is normally not reached until they are around three or four years old.
          Nice pussy!

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            #6
            Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
            I want a "Maine Coon", that's one hell of a cat/thing.



            Nice pussy!
            Steady. Next thing we'll have AdolfinBrussels ranting on about not allowing any more of THEM into the country.

            “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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              #7
              We used to have a Maine Coon, it was the stupidest, most inbred cat I have ever seen. It would regularly fall in the toilet, get entire branches knotted in its tail, and one day managed to knock a television off a kitchen counter.

              Looked impressive though, when it didn't have golf-ball sized knots of hair all over its body.

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                #8
                Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
                I want a "Maine Coon", that's one hell of a cat/thing.
                Be careful what you wish for!

                We have two Maine Coons (Mrs. W's idea), they each weigh over a stone and the larger one is 40-odd inches from nose to tail when stretched out. That's a lot of moggy to leap on your chest in the small hours, or decide to thunder up and down stairs chasing each other, or wreck the neighbours fence by constantly scaling it.
                The vegetarian option.

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                  #9
                  It was a misunderstanding. She wanted oral sex and her husband said, “Only after you bin that hairy pussy”
                  "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
                    It was a misunderstanding. She wanted oral sex and her husband said, “Only after you bin that hairy pussy”
                    I'll get your coat!
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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