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    Sods Law

    Only been in work for an hour and so far had Sods Law invoked 4 times
    Coffee's for closers

    #2
    Slowly and quietly move away from your keyboard. Try not to show any fear but at the same time do not look threatening.

    Get out of your chair and carefully move towards the door.

    Then RUN LIKE HELL. Do not turn around under any circumstances!




    After this you can go to the pub for a cheeky 'nerve calmer'

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      #3
      Sounds suspiciously like incompetence to me.
      Hard Brexit now!
      #prayfornodeal

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        #4
        Originally posted by sasguru View Post
        Sounds suspiciously like incompetence to me.
        shhhh
        Coffee's for closers

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          #5
          Better show some respect. The Great God Sod is truly mighty.
          bloggoth

          If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
          John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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            #6
            Out of all the millions of laws brought in by labour, this one has to be the most stupid. The Tories have said they will create a bonfire of the rules, guidelines and laws, but I think there is more chance they will re-peel the banana, than repeal any meaningful number of laws




            (\__/)
            (>'.'<)
            ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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              #7
              Looks like several string coffees nullified the curse.
              Coffee's for closers

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                #8
                Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
                Looks like several string coffees nullified the curse.
                Have you tried turning it off and on again?
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  Have you tried turning it off and on again?
                  Or bleeding the radiator?
                  “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
                    Or bleeding the radiator?
                    Anyway, it's not really Sods Law when you get your todger stuck in the hoover. It's not really designed for that as Shaunbhoy knows!
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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