Work colleagues

[bobsmithldn]

I'm sitting next to the most boring bunch of code monkeys (I'm a business analyst) on this planet who say two words a day - some of them don't even talk if their colleagues aren't talking - cliquey, you see ...

Boring c**ts ... can't do much except walk around the office making chit chat with others ... which is okay as I get exercise!

What experiences have you had?

[threaded]

One of my colleagues has got really wonderfully large breasts.

[el duder]

noone in the office at the mo.

sat her on my own, with my manager + some IT bods in another office room.

[sasguru]

One of my colleagues has got really wonderfully large breasts.

But not so large as mine.

Threaded.

[MrsGoof]

One of my colleagues has got really wonderfully large breasts.

man boobs !

[Lucifer Box]

noone in the office at the mo.

sat her on my own, with my manager + some IT bods in another office room.

Well start writing that lurve letter to the chick in admin then. Or, even better, saunter on over and ask her if she fancies a coffee.

Alternatively, go to the bogs and crack one off. Can't waste that "alone in the office" time you know.

[sasguru]

Never thought of this before, but if you crack one off in company time, does that make you a prossie? After all you're getting paid for it.

[Lucifer Box]

Never thought of this before, but if you crack one off in company time, does that make you a prossie? After all you're getting paid for it.

It makes you smart, that's for sure. No point wasting your own time when someone else will pay you to do it.

[Rebecca Loos]

I quite fancy the young eager contractor who's been sat on his own in the corner of the room
But the shy little mouse won't talk to me even though he looks at me quite a lot

[sasguru]

It makes you smart, that's for sure. No point wasting your own time when someone else will pay you to do it.

I'm off to touch meself.
(Sadly unused expression nowadays)