Was just thinking about a topic for the ultimate offensive art house film and came up with this. Any improvements/enhancements/suggestions?
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Homosexual Muslim Polish Pig Farmers
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Shouldn't that be "Homosexual Muslim Polishes Pig Farmers"? You could even get Mr Sheen to pay you a nice wedge for some product placement.
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That is implied by the Polish bit. Don't want to be too obvious.
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Homosexual Muslim Polish Pig Farmers Small Children, while wearing Gorrllla fur coat perhaps?Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
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Actualy I was thinking being homosexual and a pig farmer would greatly improve a Muslim. Shows he is not as narrow minded, intolerant and socially backward as the rest of 'em.bloggoth
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Originally posted by sasguruWas just thinking about a topic for the ultimate offensive art house film and came up with this. Any improvements/enhancements/suggestions?
edit: Most likely this farmer has a Jewish boyfriend, and lives in a menage a trois with a Christian wifeLast edited by OwlHoot; 1 February 2006, 20:19.Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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Originally posted by OwlHootedit: Most likely this farmer has a Jewish boyfriend, and lives in a menage a trois with a Christian wife
. . . who is a black vegan, an amputee with lesbian tendancies and a fully paid-up member of the BNP.Comment
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