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    Having some building work done

    I am having some building work done by a couple of Polish guys and they are staying in my house while they do the work. They play table tennis out in the back garden till about 10:30pm and keep knocking the balls over the fence. One of them pops round most mornings to collect them. It's quite sweet really. If they were English builders they'd be locked in the boozer all night and pop round most mornings because they'd forgotten which house they were working on.

    The neighbours are not very pleased though, I wonder why?


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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    I am having some building work done by a couple of Polish guys and they are staying in my house while they do the work. They play table tennis out in the back garden till about 10:30pm and keep knocking the balls over the fence. One of them pops round most mornings to collect them. It's quite sweet really. If they were English builders they'd be locked in the boozer all night and pop round most mornings because they'd forgotten which house they were working on.

    The neighbours are not very pleased though, I wonder why?

    You think Poles don't drink?
    Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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      Originally posted by AtW View Post
      I am having some building work done by a couple of Polish guys and they are staying in my house while they do the work. They play table tennis out in the back garden till about 10:30pm and keep knocking the balls over the fence. One of them pops round most mornings to collect them. It's quite sweet really. If they were English builders they'd be locked in the boozer all night and pop round most mornings because they'd forgotten which house they were working on.

      The Landlord is not very pleased though, I wonder why?

      FTFY
      “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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        Wilmsloooooow!

        Anyone else thing this does not read like AtW's writing? The language and tone is very different...
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

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