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    What a dweeb!

    Man blows himself up trying to kill a spider - Telegraph
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    A spokesman added: "We're not entirely sure whether the spider got away or not but there was no sign of it at the scene."

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      What a load of bollocks. The explosion was so bad it blew him in to the hallway and opened the loft door? From an aerosol?? It doesn't even say what type of it was. I doubt you could get that effect even if he emptied and entire can of butane or something like that in the room.

      Sounds like a wind up to me.
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        #4
        Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
        What a load of bollocks. The explosion was so bad it blew him in to the hallway and opened the loft door? From an aerosol?? It doesn't even say what type of it was. I doubt you could get that effect even if he emptied and entire can of butane or something like that in the room.

        Sounds like a wind up to me.
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          #5
          Originally posted by doodab View Post
          Why don't you try it?
          No spiders at my house. Ratzilla's eaten em all.
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            #6
            Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
            What a load of bollocks. The explosion was so bad it blew him in to the hallway and opened the loft door? From an aerosol?? It doesn't even say what type of it was. I doubt you could get that effect even if he emptied and entire can of butane or something like that in the room.

            Sounds like a wind up to me.
            I don't think it is.

            My friend injured herself quite badly, doing a similar thing.

            Her car door locks were frozen one morning, so she sprayed some de-icer or something on them - when they still wouldn't work, she got her lighter out.

            Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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              #7
              Why is this man not subject to a hate campaign on Facebook for killing a nice little spider?
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                #8
                Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                Why is this man not subject to a hate campaign on Facebook for killing a nice little spider?
                It's not on video.

                There's no proof the spider is dead.

                They couldn't find the body...

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                  In related news: "A California wildfire was sparked when a golfer trying to hit a ball out of the rough struck his club against a rock, fire officials have said."

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                    #10
                    Which jarred his hands and while swearing and jumping about his fag fell out of his mouth and caused the fire?
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