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    Plan B

    It's called the "quim gym". A sort of compressible foam dildo that a lady can squeeze repetitively in order to give her mussel muscles a good workout.
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

    #2
    "Miss Twinkle-Twat" - the latest line in feminine deodorant.

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      #3
      Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
      "Miss Twinkle-Twat" - the latest line in feminine deodorant.
      Shake and Vag?
      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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        #4
        Originally posted by doodab View Post
        It's called the "quim gym". A sort of compressible foam dildo that a lady can squeeze repetitively in order to give her mussel muscles a good workout.
        your bored aren't you?
        The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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          #5
          Originally posted by chef View Post
          your bored aren't you?
          Does it show?
          While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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            #6
            Originally posted by chef View Post
            your single aren't you?

            FTFY
            Hard Brexit now!
            #prayfornodeal

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              #7
              Originally posted by sasguru View Post
              FTFY
              yes SAS, whatever you say..
              The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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                #8
                Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                FTFY
                Actually, I'm not.

                I do stay away from home most of the time though, which is worse.
                While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                  #9
                  Someone beat you to it a while ago.
                  Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                  +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by doodab View Post
                    Actually, I'm not.

                    I do stay away from home most of the time though, which is worse.
                    ABC Sex

                    Sex only on Anniversaries, Birthdays and Christmas
                    Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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