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    sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff

    I can't take it anymore. Every 5 seconds, every day.

    Can she not blow her nose?

    #2
    Laptop + internet radio + good quality in-ear headphones?

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      #3
      Not sure they are allowed in here, I am in a corner though and have them in one ear. It's helping a bit.

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        #4
        Originally posted by minestrone View Post
        I can't take it anymore. Every 5 seconds, every day.

        Can she not blow her nose?
        She obviously deserves to die.

        Head down to the local hardware shop, but some strong cord, masking tape, a plastic sheet, mallet and a large sack cloth.

        Follow these instructions

        www.howtomurderandisposeofabodywithoutbeingcaughtf oracolleaguewhocoughstomuch.com

        I know it's for people who cough in the office, but it must be a little similar.

        HTH

        MF
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #5
          I have had enough, I am going to do what every man should do when faced by a woman making too much noise, go for a pint.

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            #6
            Leave a large box of tissues on her desk?
            bloggoth

            If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
            John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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              #7
              Fart in her general direction.
              And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                #8
                Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                Leave a large box of tissues on her desk?
                And a severed horse's head underneath.

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                  #9
                  Give her a tissue.
                  Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
                    Give her a tissue.
                    To mop up the blood from her nose after you've come back from the pub drunk and abusive.

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