I've got a bit of a sniffle today.
Every 5 seconds my new colleague, a quite arrogant contractor, keeps tutting.
I mean
He's argumentative and is a terrible bore
He has terrible teeth with a large cleft jaw
He’s a Scotsman, Scotsman, Scotsman
He’s a Scotsman
He Has knobbly knees and turned out toes
He Has a scabby wart at the end of his nose
He’s a Scotsman, Scotsman, Scotsman
He’s a Scotsman
He Has whisky breath & his hands are unsteady,
He tuts a lot and he's got Suityous teddy
He’s a Scotsman, Scotsman, Scotsman
He’s a Scotsman, Scotsman, Scotsman
He’s a Sc…oo…oo…oo…tsman
He’s a Scotsman!
Julia Donaldson.
Every 5 seconds my new colleague, a quite arrogant contractor, keeps tutting.
I mean
He's argumentative and is a terrible bore
He has terrible teeth with a large cleft jaw
He’s a Scotsman, Scotsman, Scotsman
He’s a Scotsman
He Has knobbly knees and turned out toes
He Has a scabby wart at the end of his nose
He’s a Scotsman, Scotsman, Scotsman
He’s a Scotsman
He Has whisky breath & his hands are unsteady,
He tuts a lot and he's got Suityous teddy
He’s a Scotsman, Scotsman, Scotsman
He’s a Scotsman, Scotsman, Scotsman
He’s a Sc…oo…oo…oo…tsman
He’s a Scotsman!
Julia Donaldson.
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