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Rooney makes the Daily Mash
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Meanwhile some England fans stressed the exposé had once again forced them to imagine what Rooney's orgasm face might look like.
Wayne Hayes, from Hatfield, said: "I reckon it's like an angry, sunburnt tortoise that's just stubbed its toe."
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
Quality.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Oops LOL moment in the office!!Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.Comment
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"Merseyside shell suit boutique"
And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Apparently Everton fans are lining this ditty up to greet the White Heskey on Saturday
Who's that slapper in the Lowry?
Who's that dirty f***ing whore?
It's a thousand pound a pop,
And she said he was a flop.
And he won't be shagging Coleen anymore!!!Guy Fawkes - "The last man to enter Parliament with honourable intentions."Comment
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How do they know that Rooney and I share the same brain?
Slanderous - if I was Rooney I'd sue.But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the youngerComment
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostJust about to quote that exact bit. I love the Daily Mash.
"But unfortunately this is the guaranteed outcome when you hitch your wagon to an arse-faced millionaire with the brain of a stuffed gibbon."Comment
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Change of plan. Apparently "No woman, no Kai" is the one to listen out for on MOTD.Guy Fawkes - "The last man to enter Parliament with honourable intentions."Comment
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Wayne Rooney was a few years below me at school. I played in goal against him in my last year. I'd like to say he was rubbish and didn't score. He did!Comment
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