Islam, the Religion of Peace

[Lucifer Box]

Hundreds demonstrated in Pakistan on Thursday, chanting "Death to Denmark" and burning Danish and French flags.

Palestinian gunmen briefly surrounded EU offices in Gaza to demand an apology over the cartoons.

Norway has closed its mission in the West Bank to the public in response to threats from two militant groups against Norwegians, French and Danes.

Hundreds of students demonstrated in the Pakistani cities of Lahore and Multan, burning flags and effigies of the Danish prime minister.

The offices of Jyllands-Posten had to be evacuated on Tuesday because of a bomb threat.

In Beirut, the leader of Lebanon’s Shiite Hizbollah said the dispute would never had occurred if a 17-year-old death edict against British writer Salman Rushdie been carried out. “Had a Muslim carried out Imam Khomeini’s fatwa against the apostate Salman Rushdie, then those low-lifers would not have dared discredit the Prophet, not in Denmark, Norway or France,” Hizbollah head Sayyed Hassan Nasrallah said on Wednesday night.

Must be a bummer for Danish exports of bacon and beer.

[wobbegong]

Forget your "plan B's", the smart money is in a chain of flag retailers with branches throughout the Middle East.

[threaded]

Must be a bummer for Danish exports of bacon and beer.

ROFLMFAO

Darn, I've working really hard on a good joke about this, and I shall now give up as I can't top that one.

[wobbegong]

When you think about it; bacon, beer and porn, why would Muslims emigrate to Denmark in the first place?

[Lucifer Box]

ROFLMFAO

Darn, I've working really hard on a good joke about this, and I shall now give up as I can't top that one.

Please accept my humble apologies.

[threaded]

My best so far had been:
They ought to put these 12 pictures up in the kommune offices, maybe they'll then boycott collecting the dole.

[AlfredJPruffock]

Hundreds of students demonstrated in the Pakistani cities of Lahore and Multan, burning flags and effigies of the Danish prime minister.

I think the above is a misprint, it ought to have read the Iranian Cities of Tehran and erm ...Fatwah.

Yes now that is much better,oh and they also chanted Iran for the World Cup, Booby Moore is gay, England have no chance and Posh takes it up the ...no its too vile to repeat.

Dont you just wanna bomb Iran now ?

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On BBC London radio's phone in slot this morning, a gent called Abdul called in to vent his fury at the apostasy and corruption of the decadent west (he lived in Ealing). He said that life was a very serious matter and that joking (about anything) should not be tolerated. When asked what should be done to anyone that told a joke he said he "didn't want to get into all that".

Good old Abdul. Bet he's the life and soul of the party (as long as it's non-alcoholic punch and sans sausage rolls, of course).

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Peter Mandelson, the Mealy Mouthed Fecker

EU Trade Commissioner Peter Mandelson also criticised the European papers which re-ran the cartoons, saying they were "throwing petrol onto the flames of the original issue and the original offence that was taken".

Still, I suppose you can't expect one of the architects of New Labour to be bothered about small things like freedom of speech. At least the staff on France Soir have got some balls, unlike that weasly little tulipe.

[Fungus]

Still, I suppose you can't expect one of the architects of New Labour to be bothered about small things like freedom of speech. At least the staff on France Soir have got some balls, unlike that weasly little tulipe.

And he wanted us to give up our EU rebate. But then again, were the Muslins to know what he did with his bottom, he would be burnt. How do I tell them?