Tomorrow is September 11th, or as our friends across the pond call it, 9/11. To commemorate what happened on this day in 2001 in New York, various people are planning jovial activities to amuse themselves;
- a US hillbilly preacher is going to hold a Koran burning festival. Oh no, he says he isn’t. No wait, he says it will go ahead. Oh no, changed his mind again, it’s off; better call off the burger van
- A Dutch hillbilly politician is to give a speech in New York at a demonstration against building a mosque two blocks away from the WTC (even though there’s another mosque closer to WTC); the demonstration will probably be attended by hillbillies flown in from all over the states
- some little known group of radical muslim inbreds in Belgium (which apparently still exists) are planning to burn US flags
- apparently they’re already protesting in Afghanistan against the Koran burning that isn’t going ahead except if this sad little man The Daily Mash - Home changes his tiny little mind for the sixth time in three days
- I shall hold my little protest against the whole lot of them by opening a bottle of Clos de Vougeot and consuming it with some seared wood pigeon breast and truffle shavings
- On Sunday I shall be playing rugby
What shall ye and your kin be doing at the weekend?
PS, don't try to fool me into thinking it's Thursday; it isn't and I've checked.
- a US hillbilly preacher is going to hold a Koran burning festival. Oh no, he says he isn’t. No wait, he says it will go ahead. Oh no, changed his mind again, it’s off; better call off the burger van
- A Dutch hillbilly politician is to give a speech in New York at a demonstration against building a mosque two blocks away from the WTC (even though there’s another mosque closer to WTC); the demonstration will probably be attended by hillbillies flown in from all over the states
- some little known group of radical muslim inbreds in Belgium (which apparently still exists) are planning to burn US flags
- apparently they’re already protesting in Afghanistan against the Koran burning that isn’t going ahead except if this sad little man The Daily Mash - Home changes his tiny little mind for the sixth time in three days
- I shall hold my little protest against the whole lot of them by opening a bottle of Clos de Vougeot and consuming it with some seared wood pigeon breast and truffle shavings
- On Sunday I shall be playing rugby
What shall ye and your kin be doing at the weekend?
PS, don't try to fool me into thinking it's Thursday; it isn't and I've checked.
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