George Michael jailed for 8 weeks for drug driving

[Alf W]

So they are going to lock him up with a load of sex-starved blokes with ready access to drugs and nothing else to do all day?

Some punishment.

[Clippy]

I'm looking forward to the inevitable ditty he pens regarding the injustice of the sentence ala the last time he was busted.

[minestrone]

With all his money you would think he could get someone to drive him down the park for a bit of cottaging when he is off his tits.

[SupremeSpod]

I've got sympathy for Big Bubba. The poor bloke is gonna be well and truly knackered after eight weeks of shower shenanigans!

[Scrag Meister]

With all his money you would think he could get someone to drive him down the park for a bit of cottaging when he is off his tits.

WMS

My thought exactly

[darmstadt]

I Knew You Were Waiting For Me
I Want Your Sex
Father Figure
One More Try
This Is Not Real Love

Not only do most of his song titles fit in a 'confined' area but his farts will sound like a Careless Whisper when he comes out

[gricerboy]

I can't help but find these comments more than a little offensive. Just try and imagine yourself AS A GAY MAN FACING A PRISON SENTENCE and see how you'd feel.

[cailin maith]

I can't help but find these comments more than a little offensive. Just try and imagine yourself AS A GAY MAN FACING A PRISON SENTENCE and see how you'd feel.

Probably a straight man would be more worried about their ass.

[AtW]

Probably a straight man would be more worried about their ass.

Even Shrek would be worried about his ass...

as in donkey!

[moorfield]

I wonder if he's had his first shower yet.