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How many times have you been married / divorced?

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    How many times have you been married / divorced?

    With Suityou celebrating 8 years and the return of the 'Lock up your daughters' Xenophon.

    I propose the following poll...
    26
    Single - Too damn ugly to get laid
    11.54%
    3
    Single - Too damn picky
    7.69%
    2
    Single - Divorced at least once
    3.85%
    1
    Married with 1st Partner
    50.00%
    13
    Married with 2nd Partner
    3.85%
    1
    Married with 3rd Partner
    0.00%
    0
    >3 Partners - I'm Jackie Collins
    0.00%
    0
    Married with more than one at same time - Meneleus!
    0.00%
    0
    Living with partner - Too tight to get married
    15.38%
    4
    Shagging AndyWs mum!!!
    7.69%
    2
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

    #2
    6 minutes later, where is the poll?
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #3
      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
      6 minutes later, where is the poll?
      You dick. The timer is out six minutes!
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #4
        Originally posted by d000hg View Post
        6 minutes later, where is the poll?
        Where's the "I married AndyW" option ?

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          #5
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          You dick. The timer is out six minutes!
          I'm supposed to know that why exactly? Maybe you losers set your watch on CUK time...
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #6
            Originally posted by moorfield View Post
            Where's the "I married AndyW" option ?
            Don't be silly. It's his mum whose the marrying type!
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #7
              where's the "single but in a happy relationship" option?

              fail
              The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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                #8
                Originally posted by chef View Post
                where's the "single but in a happy relationship" option?

                fail
                Not llikely is it? Der!
                +50 Xeno Geek Points
                Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by chef View Post
                  where's the "single but in a happy relationship" option?

                  fail
                  Sorry. You're right. You mean the Mrs Palmer option. Or the Single - My Name is Atw. Option.

                  Apologies.
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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