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What's this leg, 'ere?

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    What's this leg, 'ere?

    Missing sailor found inside shark off Jaws beach | World news | guardian.co.uk


    An investment banker on a deep-sea fishing trip caught the shark on 4 September. He said a left leg came out of its mouth as it was hauled on to his boat. When police sliced the belly open they found a right leg, two arms and a torso.
    It's still not safe to go back in the water.

    I blame the banker.

    #2
    The Dutch police found a foot in a shoe on the beach this week, and police in Hull found the what they presume is the other foot in a matching shoe in northern England; they're still looking for the rest of the chappy.
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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      #3
      Last month near Hastings I found a willy in a bottle. Nobody's claimed it yet.
      bloggoth

      If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
      John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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        #4
        Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
        Missing sailor found inside shark off Jaws beach | World news | guardian.co.uk



        It's still not safe to go back in the water.

        I blame the banker.
        Damn. I was hoping it was an investment banker inside the shark.

        AtW please note - nothing to do with banking bonuses or speculation; everything to do with how they treat their staff.
        Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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