The pet hates thread

[suityou01]

1) People that say "Quantum leap" meaning a vast jump, whereas it refers to the movements of electrons, and very very small distances.

2) People that say "Haitch" instead of "Aitch"

3) People that say "myself" when they mean I. "Derek and myself have been on a camping trip to North Wales"

I could go on.

[DimPrawn]

I could go on.

Please don't

[Boudica]

people who write pointless stuff on the forum

SY I thought you were going back to rat catching?

[MarillionFan]

Pedants
People who disagree with me
Idiots
Weak minded people
People who stumble over their w w words
People who apologise
The end of the toothpaste tube when it gets stuck
The wife shouting from downstairs to upstairs
My staff who want paying on time
Suppliers who want paying on time
Suppliers who want paying
Customers who come in and don't buy anything
Leaving the lights on
People who interrupt you
Idiots who don't indicate when driving
People who dither when ordering food in a restaurant
Poor service
Partners who phone you up when your typing tulip into your iPhone while sat nursing a pint in a pub asking where you are!!! on a tulip thread
tulip threads!!!
People who nurse pints in pubs
People who use their phone in the pub

I COULD GO ON!!!!!!

[doodab]

1) People that say "Quantum leap" meaning a vast jump, whereas it refers to the change in quantum state of electrons, and very very small distances.

2) People that say "Haitch" instead of "Aitch"

3) People that say "myself" when they mean I. "Derek and myself have been on a camping trip to North Wales"

I could go on.

Actually quantum leaps can be small or large, it's the quantised nature of the system that makes it a quantum leap, not the scale.

I/me/myself/

[MarillionFan]

You know, every new contract is like Quantum Leap.

You appear out of nowhere. Have no idea what the **** is going on, don't know why your there, and if you think you do it changes anyway, you have a little computer friend called Google you keep refering to, you can't tell who the good or bad guys are and finally when you've worked out what's going on!!! You leap onto the next one!!!

[suityou01]

people who write pointless stuff on the forum

SY I thought you were going back to rat catching?

Your wanking monkey thread was a piece of literary genius I suppose.

[PRC1964]

We have some pet snails. I'm not keen on them though hate would be a bit too strong.

[Boudica]

Your wanking monkey thread was a piece of literary genius I suppose.

I thought you might appreciate the sentiment

[MarillionFan]

I thought you might appreciate the sentiment

Brilliant! A pair of *******!