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Will the Pope make it out of Third World Britain alive?

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    Will the Pope make it out of Third World Britain alive?

    Pope visit: Five suspected Islamist terrorists arrested over assassination plot - Telegraph

    Das Pope flies out of Birmingham Airport 18:45 hours Sunday. Will he make it?
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    Originally posted by Flashman View Post
    Pope visit: Five suspected Islamist terrorists arrested over assassination plot - Telegraph

    Das Pope flies out of Birmingham Airport 18:45 hours Sunday. Will he make it?
    I've always been a bit puzzled as to why the Pope needs his bulletproof Popemobile. After all, if he's God's messenger, wouldn't he be protected. And if it is his fate to be killed, isn't he defying God's will by trying to prevent it

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      Originally posted by centurian View Post
      I've always been a bit puzzled as to why the Pope needs his bulletproof Popemobile. After all, if he's God's messenger, wouldn't he be protected. And if it is his fate to be killed, isn't he defying God's will by trying to prevent it
      Maybe he knows something we don't.
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        Originally posted by centurian View Post
        I've always been a bit puzzled as to why the Pope needs his bulletproof Popemobile. After all, if he's God's messenger, wouldn't he be protected. And if it is his fate to be killed, isn't he defying God's will by trying to prevent it
        The Romans cruicifed his only son.

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          Originally posted by minestrone View Post
          The Romans cruicifed his only son.
          True. But as we don't see 7 hills, a wolf suckling a pair of twins and a long haired greasy wop on a moped we should assume he's safe.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            True. But as we don't see 7 hills, a wolf suckling a pair of twins and a long haired greasy wop on a moped we should assume he's safe.
            Good job he is not swinging past Brixham then!! The sort of assorted freaks you outlined are de rigeur in southern Torbay.
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              Where is the "Andyw is the Pope's double and would take the bullet for his Popeyness" option?
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                Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
                Where is the "Andyw is the Pope's double and would take the bullet for his Popeyness" option?
                Spinach

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                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  True. But as we don't see 7 hills, a wolf suckling a pair of twins and a long haired greasy wop on a moped we should assume he's safe.
                  I'm reasonably confident the Romans were not Italians.
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                    He made it!

                    Good ol Popey.

                    Huge sighs of relief all round.

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