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    Smart Arses

    A thread for you

    BBC News - Top 10 'unanswerable' questions revealed

    1. What is the meaning of life?

    2. Is there a God?

    3. Do blondes have more fun?

    4. What is the best diet?

    5. Is there anybody out there?

    6. Who is the most famous person in the world?

    7. What is love?

    8. What is the secret to happiness?

    9. Did Tony Soprano die?

    10. How long will I live?
    Coffee's for closers

    #2
    Is smart arse the same as smart Alec???
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #3
      1. What is the meaning of life?

      A Monty Python film.

      2. Is there a God?

      Yes, she’s black and prefers to be called 'Allah'.

      3. Do blondes have more fun?

      Mine will when I get home.

      4. What is the best diet?

      Oysters, champagne, lots of game.

      5. Is there anybody out there?

      Yes, I’m answering you question.

      6. Who is the most famous person in the world?

      Me, while you’re reading this. Not for long though (that’s the 15 seconds Andy Warhol said I’d get).

      7. What is love?

      A means of getting laid without having to pay cash.

      8. What is the secret to happiness?

      Oral sex. Lots of it.

      9. Did Tony Soprano die?

      Yes.

      10. How long will I live?

      As long as a piece of rope
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #4
        To answer 9, yes he did, there were several points in the last episode that were filmed from the 1st person perspective, this linked with the fact that his brother in law commented in the previous episode that you probably wouldn't hear it if you were shot direct in the head. Plus, if you look closely a guy looks shifty at Toni before going to the toilet which is at a perfect right angle to his point of view. So, when the guy came out of the toilet he shot Toni without him seeing it and this happened straight after 'Meadow' his daughter walked in through the door, hence the reason he looked up and didn't react scared but smiled, he didn't see his killer coming..

        <Chef in "just finished watching all 6 seasons of the Soprano's last week" mode>
        The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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          #5
          Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
          1. What is the meaning of life?

          A Monty Python film.

          2. Is there a God?

          Yes, she’s black and prefers to be called 'Allah'.

          3. Do blondes have more fun?

          Mine will when I get home.

          4. What is the best diet?

          Oysters, champagne, lots of game.

          5. Is there anybody out there?

          Yes, I’m answering you question.

          6. Who is the most famous person in the world?

          Me, while you’re reading this. Not for long though (that’s the 15 seconds Andy Warhol said I’d get).

          7. What is love?

          A means of getting laid without having to pay cash.

          8. What is the secret to happiness?

          Oral sex. Lots of it.

          9. Did Tony Soprano die?

          Yes.

          10. How long will I live?

          As long as a piece of rope
          Smart arse/Alec (Delete as applicable)
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #6
            Originally posted by chef View Post
            To answer 9, yes he did, there were several poitns in the last episode that were filmed from the 1st person perspective, this linked with the fact that his brother in law commented in the previous episode that you probably wouldn't hear it if you were shot direct in the head. Plus, if you look closely a guy looks shifty at Toni before going tot he toilet which is at a perfect right angle to his point of view. So, when the guy came out of the toilet he shot Toni without him seeing it and this happened straight after 'Meadow' his daughter walked in through the doo, hence the reason he looked up and didn't react scared but smiled, he didn't see his killer coming..

            <Chef in "just finished watching all 6 seasons of the Soprano's last week" mode>
            Stop it - I want to see the box set...
            Bazza gets caught
            Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

            CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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              #7
              Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
              Stop it - I want to see the box set...
              ummm okay, "no, he retires in his 2nd house by the lake?"

              watch them all they're GREAT..
              The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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                #8
                Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                7. What is love?

                A means of getting laid without having to pay cash.

                8. What is the secret to happiness?

                Oral sex. Lots of it.


                When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by chef View Post
                  To answer 9, yes he did
                  Well I disagree!

                  Throughout the 6 seasons, we the viewer have been an onlooker, perhaps even a participant to the unfolding events. It's us (me) who gets shot in the last episode. My participation ends. My window into Tony's world is closed. Life for Tony carries on. We are just another victim/casualty along the way.

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                    #10
                    I know the answer to No3
                    I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2012

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