Agony aunt required

**cojak** · 21 September 2010, 06:58

I was going to move this to the Welcome forum, but on reading this post I think I'll leave it here.

You deserve all you get, sockie.

**SupremeSpod** · 21 September 2010, 07:04

Originally posted by ghost View Post

I'm at a crossroads and I need a push. I know that y'all are nothing if not candid, so maybe one of you can give me the verbal ass-kicking I need. Here's my personal situation:

* I've been with my girlfriend here in London for years and years.
* I can't bring myself to marry her
* I want to go back to NZ/Oz to be closer to my folks and my new neice whom I've never seen (and to escape the winter)
* My girlfriend is European and doesn't want to leave London
* She never wants to have kids

This is where it gets really dire:

* I can't bring myself to say goodbye, so my plan is to wait until she goes to the US for a short trip in November and then pack up and fly out.
* When she gets home I'm pretty sure she will be devastated.
* I don't know how I will handle being on my own after so many years with her, even though I've never been really happy with her.

Well, that's the gist of it. Any thoughts/comments are appreciated.

Right, where do I start?

Oh yeah. Firstly, grow a pair!

Secondly, tell her it's over, go back to NZ/OZ and marry your neice, you're all a bunch of f**king inbred criminals anyway.

End of.

**doodab** · 21 September 2010, 07:12

Originally posted by ghost View Post

I'm at a crossroads and I need a push. I know that y'all are nothing if not candid, so maybe one of you can give me the verbal ass-kicking I need. Here's my personal situation:

* I've been with my girlfriend here in London for years and years.
* I can't bring myself to marry her
* I want to go back to NZ/Oz to be closer to my folks and my new neice whom I've never seen (and to escape the winter)
* My girlfriend is European and doesn't want to leave London
* She never wants to have kids

This is where it gets really dire:

* I can't bring myself to say goodbye, so my plan is to wait until she goes to the US for a short trip in November and then pack up and fly out.
* When she gets home I'm pretty sure she will be devastated.
* I don't know how I will handle being on my own after so many years with her, even though I've never been really happy with her.

Well, that's the gist of it. Any thoughts/comments are appreciated.

If she suspects this is the sort of guy you are that might explain why she doesn't want to have kids with you. The fact you are even asking is pretty clear evidence she will be better of without you. You should man up and tell her how you feel, for your own sake if nothing else. Otherwise you'll need to spend the rest of your life knowing that you are a cowardly little tulip.

HTH

**MaryPoppins** · 21 September 2010, 07:14

Originally posted by ghost View Post

I'm at a crossroads and I need a push. I know that y'all are nothing if not candid, so maybe one of you can give me the verbal ass-kicking I need. Here's my personal situation:

* I've been with my girlfriend here in London for years and years.
* I can't bring myself to marry her
* I want to go back to NZ/Oz to be closer to my folks and my new neice whom I've never seen (and to escape the winter)
* My girlfriend is European and doesn't want to leave London
* She never wants to have kids

This is where it gets really dire:

* I can't bring myself to say goodbye, so my plan is to wait until she goes to the US for a short trip in November and then pack up and fly out.
* When she gets home I'm pretty sure she will be over the moon.
* I don't know how I will handle being on my own after so many years with her, even though I've never been really happy with her.

Well, that's the gist of it. Any thoughts/comments are appreciated.

**alreadypacked** · 21 September 2010, 07:15

If you don't want the drama, do what you planned and let her go to the US and move out. Make sure you pay up all the bills and anything you owe her.
Send her a mail and tell her all two days before she comes back. Let her make plans for when she comes back. If she wants to face it alone then it is her choice.

Getting out of a relationship without a restraining order is a result

My advise is based on the fact you have let this drag on for years because it was easy, you are not going to change now, take the easy way out.

**MarillionFan** · 21 September 2010, 07:16

Few options

1) Treat her like tulip for a while until she leaves you
2) Tell her you're gay
3) Get caught with someone else
4 Do a runner
5) Just tell her

I've done all five at some , but number 5 is the most difficult. Nothing worse than a lass clinging to your leg like a homesick turd.

**doodab** · 21 September 2010, 07:20

Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post

If you don't want the drama, do what you planned and let her go to the US and move out. Make sure you pay up all the bills and anything you owe her.
Send her a mail and tell her all two days before she comes back. Let her make plans for when she comes back. If she wants to face it alone then it is her choice.

Getting out of a relationship without a restraining order is a result

My advise is based on the fact you have let this drag on for years because it was easy, you are not going to change now, take the easy way out.

**** her over and ruin her holiday. Classy.

Make sure and film yourself having a threesome with a couple of hookers in the bed you share and leave it in the video for her to watch when she get in as well.

**fullyautomatix** · 21 September 2010, 07:23

If this is not a sockie, I am flabbergasted people like this exist.

**chef** · 21 September 2010, 07:25

wrong forum mate,

you need to go ask the guys at 4Chan what they think you should do, please keep us updated though, it'll be far more interesting than a lot of the other sockpuppets around here..

Agony aunt required