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    I've got manflu...

    ...and I need to get rid of it before the weekend.

    What does the panel recommend?

    #2
    Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
    ...and I need to get rid of it before the weekend.

    What does the panel recommend?
    Cold baths morning and night.

    HTH
    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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      #3
      Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
      ...and I need to get rid of it before the weekend.

      What does the panel recommend?
      What are your symptoms?

      Fluid and rest should do you some good.
      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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        #4
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
        What are your symptoms?

        Fluid and rest should do you some good.
        Fluid - no problem, consuming gallons of "High Juice".

        Rest - Not a chance.

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          #5
          I thought manflu was invented by the council workers to skive off work...
          Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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            #6
            Home made chicken soup and an early night.
            While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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              #7
              Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
              I thought manflu was invented by the council workers to skive off work...
              Well, if it's not manflu then it's something equally debilitating. I feel proper poorly, I think I need some lucozade and a colouring book!

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                #8
                Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
                ...and I need to get rid of it before the weekend.

                What does the panel recommend?
                cough. What would your usual comment to this be? cough

                Oh yeah. Grow a pair! :
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #9
                  max up on paracetamol and ibuprofen every 4/6 hours.

                  Don't rest - pass it on to other workers in the office, it will make you feel better

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    cough. What would your usual comment to this be? cough

                    Oh yeah. Grow a pair! :
                    Poorly or not I could still kick your f**king head in, just f**king watch it! <----- See? I'm getting bad tempered now.

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