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    Spam of the day

    It's there in my inbox.

    "Chocolate balls"

    It's actually trying to sell me some balls made of chocolate, but all I can think is Isaac Hayes.
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

    #2
    I made the mistake of clicking on something last night - I'm still almost blinded by the sight. It was people with vibrators stuck up their asses...

    I was horrified. It was meant to be a link to a curry house
    Bazza gets caught
    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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      #3
      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
      I made the mistake of clicking on something last night - I'm still almost blinded by the sight. It was people with vibrators stuck up their asses...

      I was horrified. It was meant to be a link to a curry house
      You were looking for chutney spoons?
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #4
        Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
        You were looking for chutney spoons?
        Bazza gets caught
        Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

        CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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          #5
          Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
          I made the mistake of clicking on something last night - I'm still almost blinded by the sight. It was people with vibrators stuck up their asses...

          I was horrified. It was meant to be a link to a curry house
          Oh dear.

          Time to clean out your internet history again when I come home.

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            #6
            Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
            Oh dear.

            Time to clean out your internet history again when I come home.
            No, worse, it was on my BB, scared the bejaysus out of me. There was I thinking I'd found a new place to try and all I got was a big hairy ass looking at me with a vibrator shoved up it
            Bazza gets caught
            Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

            CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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              #7
              Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
              No, worse, it was on my BB, scared the bejaysus out of me. There was I thinking I'd found a new place to try and all I got was a big hairy ass looking at me with a vibrator shoved up it
              Let's just leave it now, shall we?

              HAB will be along soon for the link and AtW has his hands down his grubby underpants at this very moment.

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                #8
                Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                No, worse, it was on my BB, scared the bejaysus out of me. There was I thinking I'd found a new place to try and all I got was a big hairy ass looking at me with a vibrator shoved up it
                You sure it wasn't HAB's CUK profile picture?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
                  Let's just leave it now, shall we?

                  HAB will be along soon for the link and AtW has his hands down his grubby underpants at this very moment.
                  eeewwww!

                  Originally posted by Clippy View Post
                  You sure it wasn't HAB's CUK profile picture?
                  I don't think so...
                  Bazza gets caught
                  Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
                    AtW has his hands down his grubby underpants at this very moment.
                    down the front or the back?
                    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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