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Deborah Meaden Again!

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    Deborah Meaden Again!

    Last night I had a dream i was married to Deborah Meaden. There we were outside a fabulous farm house with a top of the range Land Rover Sport (in silver). She was the famous one and I was her dutiful hubby.

    Later we were in front of a roaring fire in the lounge, her stockinged feet drifting towards my face!

    What does this mean???
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

    #2
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Last night I had a dream i was married to Deborah Meaden. There we were outside a fabulous farm house with a top of the range Land Rover Sport (in silver). She was the famous one and I was her dutiful hubby.

    Later we were in front of a roaring fire in the lounge, her stockinged feet drifting towards my face!

    What does this mean???
    It means your taste in women is rather suspect.
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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      #3


      Lovely

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        #4
        Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post


        Lovely
        Looking like that, I'd rather dream about the stocking being over her head.
        The vegetarian option.

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          #5
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          Last night I had a dream i was married to Deborah Meaden. There we were outside a fabulous farm house with a top of the range Land Rover Sport (in silver). She was the famous one and I was her dutiful hubby.

          Later we were in front of a roaring fire in the lounge, her stockinged feet drifting towards my face!

          What does this mean???
          It means you need to lay off the absinthe before you do something regrettable.
          While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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            #6
            Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
            Looking like that, I'd rather dream about the stocking being over her head.
            You should see the undoctored image

            Oh, what the heck, he it is (those with a weakened disposition may want to look away now):

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              #7
              Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
              You should see the undoctored image

              Oh, what the heck, he it is (those with a weakened disposition may want to look away now):
              That's a bit mean.
              Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
              +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                #8
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                That's a bit mean.
                It was the top search result

                Admittedly she does look better with her mouth shut.

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                  #9
                  MF, you obviously have a fetish for her. The only way to get over it will be to get your wife to wear one of these:



                  They are only £3.25 from these people

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                    That's a bit mean.
                    Yes cos they're all so damn good looking eh?

                    And any brains they have are in their balls

                    BTW have no idea who this woman is
                    I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

                    Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010
                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2012

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