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    #1

    10 top ways to get your gf to finish with you

    Top 10 Ways to Make Your Girlfriend Break Up With You - CraveOnline.com

    I don't know why I'm posting this; I'm sure most posters are well ahead of this particular game..
    Speaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on Twitter
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    Originally posted by MrMark View Post
    Top 10 Ways to Make Your Girlfriend Break Up With You - CraveOnline.com

    I don't know why I'm posting this; I'm sure most posters are well ahead of this particular game..
    "Top 10! Pah. Amateurs" - Xenophon.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #3
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      "Top 10! Pah. Amateurs" - Xenophon.
      Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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        #4
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        "Top 10! Pah. Amateurs" - Xenophon.
        "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
        - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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          #5
          Mines pet hate is when I perform a 'cup-a-trump'* on her. Not dumped me but i'ts been close a few times with that one!



          * trumping into your hand, and clamping it over her mouth while shouting 'cup-a-trump' when they least expect it. They hate it.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Durbs View Post
            Mines pet hate is when I perform a 'cup-a-trump'* on her. Not dumped me but i'ts been close a few times with that one!



            * trumping into your hand, and clamping it over her mouth while shouting 'cup-a-trump' when they least expect it. They hate it.
            I really didn't want to know what that meant, you just made it to my ignore list
            Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Durbs View Post
              Mines pet hate is when I perform a 'cup-a-trump'* on her. Not dumped me but i'ts been close a few times with that one!



              * trumping into your hand, and clamping it over her mouth while shouting 'cup-a-trump' when they least expect it. They hate it.


              My mate went to pick her boyf up from the pub the other night. He got into the car and asked her to hold something for him just while he put his seatbelt on. She put her hand out as she started to pull out of the carpark - he put a slug in her hand.
              Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
              +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                #8
                I remember an ex-gf came to pick me up from the pub once, I spoke to her on the phone and said I was just finishing my pint and would be along in a minute.

                I went for a pee and when I returned my mate had bought me another pint, so I drank it and forgot all about her.

                4 hours later she phoned and asked if I was still coming.
                While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by doodab View Post
                  I remember an ex-gf came to pick me up from the pub once, I spoke to her on the phone and said I was just finishing my pint and would be along in a minute.

                  I went for a pee and when I returned my mate had bought me another pint, so I drank it and forgot all about her.

                  4 hours later she phoned and asked if I was still coming.
                  4 Hours!!! What a doormat.
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    4 Hours!!! What a doormat.
                    She was reading a book.
                    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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