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It's a disgrace! Porn on the NHS!

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    It's a disgrace! Porn on the NHS!

    Think tank rages at NHS' £700 bill for fertility clinic porn ? The Register


    And how else, exactly, is one supposed to produce a sample under such conditions?

    #2
    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    Think tank rages at NHS' £700 bill for fertility clinic porn ? The Register


    And how else, exactly, is one supposed to produce a sample under such conditions?
    There are of course other ways to produce samples, but this would require the NHS to spend more money on the necessary equipment for electroejaculation or testicular sperm aspiration.

    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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      #3
      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
      Think tank rages at NHS' £700 bill for fertility clinic porn ? The Register


      And how else, exactly, is one supposed to produce a sample under such conditions?
      You're kidding... it's a building filled with nurses. There must be some way they could help.

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        #4
        Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
        Think tank rages at NHS' £700 bill for fertility clinic porn ? The Register


        And how else, exactly, is one supposed to produce a sample under such conditions?
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #5
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          Forgotten your pills again?
          And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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            #6
            Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
            Think tank rages at NHS' £700 bill for fertility clinic porn ? The Register


            And how else, exactly, is one supposed to produce a sample under such conditions?
            Hang up curtains with a Monica Bellucci pattern.

            Any bird who wants to get pregnant; send her in the room and tell her to wipe her gash on the curtains.

            simple
            And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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              #7
              Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
              There are of course other ways to produce samples, but this would require the NHS to spend more money on the necessary equipment for electroejaculation or testicular sperm aspiration.

              Many clinics now have well-equipped masturbatoriums

              There's a word you don't come across every day.

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                #8
                Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
                Many clinics now have well-equipped masturbatoriums

                There's a word you don't come across every day.
                Wouldn't the plural be masturbatoria?
                And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
                  You're kidding... it's a building filled with nurses. There must be some way they could help.
                  Yeah, a quick finger up the arse to stimulate the prostate, they could get some hookers in for but porn is by far the cheaper option.

                  How long does £700 quids worth of porn last before it is so soggy or encrusted that it is unusable?
                  Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
                    Many clinics now have well-equipped masturbatoriums

                    There's a word you don't come across every day.
                    I see what you did there
                    +50 Xeno Geek Points
                    Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                    As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                    Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                    CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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