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    NotBeingArsed

    Fresh from "Laboratoire SY01" is the new NotBeingArsedTM with pro WGAS formula.
    Apply daily liberally for best results. Best served with alcohol and takeaway pizza.

    97% of contractors say since applying NotBeingArsedTM have enjoyed a 140% increase in fun, and at least a 230% increase in vigorous nightly activities.

    New NotBeingArsedTM available from all high street stockists. Go on, treat yourself.
    Last edited by suityou01; 24 September 2010, 21:42.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

    #2
    Have you been smoking a doobie again?

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      #3
      Originally posted by ItsQuickerAntiClockwise View Post
      Have you been smoking a doobie again?
      Nope.
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #4
        Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
        Nope.
        Can I have yoiur spare Rizlas then please?
        +50 Xeno Geek Points
        Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
        As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

        Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

        CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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          #5
          Originally posted by Zippy View Post
          Can I have yoiur spare Rizlas then please?
          There in the baccy tin next to the black, same as always

          [50 pence each]
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #6
            Thanks for the tags! Would take them seriously but I'm on NotBeingArsedTM at the moment.
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #7
              I thought everyone knew how to use the ...Arsed™ symbol properly

              ...except for the Indians at work who consider Ctrl+Home to get to the top of a document "advanced"
              How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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                #8
                Originally posted by ItsQuickerAntiClockwise View Post
                Have you been smoking a doobie again?
                Judging by some of last nights post I think Admin has been doing a roaring trade. Hook me up brother!
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #9
                  not funny

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Troll View Post
                    I thought everyone knew how to use the ...Arsed™ symbol properly

                    ...except for the Indians at work who consider Ctrl+Home to get to the top of a document "advanced"
                    How did you get the super script TM troll? Tried html tags, tried everything. Teach me oh learned one. Not that I'm arsed or anything.
                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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