How much could you earn if you were a SAS guru ...

**sasguru** · 27 September 2010, 15:15

Originally posted by Jeebo72 View Post

When I was a nipper i used to be a sas guru, hence it shows up on my CV. And thus I get random job emails from the agents with sas guru level jobs...

if I was poor and needed money, this is the sort of basic wage I could earn... (thankfully I got a proper job).

Dear ******

I have an excellent role that I am looking to fill that I think will be of interest to you.

Consultant (SAS) – 40K-85K – London

Title: SAS Consultant
Location: London
Salary: 40K-85K + Benefits
Skills: SAS/SQL/Collections

As a SAS consultant you will be responsible for the design and delivery of complex SAS solutions, in addition to:
Providing Technical consultancy - SAS programming, consulting (SAS v8 & v9)
Developing SAS code & enhancements based on user requirements
Upgrading existing SAS product set
Providing SAS Architectural solutions and recommendations

Skills:

3 to 5 years of SAS v9 use of SAS suite with proven experience with ETL studio, Enterprise BI server, Metadata server ...

ha ha ha ha ha ha 85k a year ... no wonder the agents, sorry head hunters, only take you to burger king

You're too thick to realise that I chose my username 5 years ago. But as you're an alcoholic moron, it doesn't surprise me.

**Jeebo72** · 27 September 2010, 15:18

Originally posted by sasguru View Post

You're too thick to realise that I chose my username 5 years ago. But as you're an alcoholic moron, it doesn't surprise me.

Yes, and in 5 years you've moved from SAS guru to the most sought after man on the planet ... I know ... walter mitty had f**** all on you.

**sasguru** · 27 September 2010, 15:24

Originally posted by Jeebo72 View Post

Yes, and in 5 years you've moved from SAS guru to the most sought after man on the planet ... I know ... walter mitty had f**** all on you.

Try drinking less at lunch time.
You might even be promoted, although I doubt it.

**minestrone** · 27 September 2010, 15:25

Did you put the 'is' in the title just to sound pissed in type?

**Jeebo72** · 27 September 2010, 15:29

Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Try drinking less at lunch time.
You might even be promoted, although I doubt it.

Promoted? There's no where to go, hence I can do what I like when I like.

You however, smack of desperation. You seem to have this dire need to prove yourself, prove you've made it, prove you're top man. However I suspect you just buy from topman, have a manager, write macros, jizz off into a cup for £10 a go, in the hope that someone will buy your sperm online and thus can sadly reproduce and dream that one day .... one glorious day a "headhunter" will come you offering the glorious position of SeniorSASGuru ...

**sasguru** · 27 September 2010, 15:33

Originally posted by Jeebo72 View Post

. However I suspect you just buy from topman, have a manager, write macros, jizz off into a cup for £10 a go, in the hope that someone will buy your sperm online and thus can sadly reproduce and dream that one day .... one glorious day a "headhunter" will come you offering the glorious position of SeniorSASGuru ...

Wow, that stream of consciousness that you're projecting is just like Joyce.
Don't worry, maybe your dreams will come true eventually, just before the cirrhosis

**d000hg** · 27 September 2010, 15:34

Originally posted by Jeebo72 View Post

There's no where to go

Here, I agree with you.

**Jog On** · 27 September 2010, 15:36

Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Wow, that stream of consciousness that you're projecting is just like Joyce.
Don't worry, maybe your dreams will come true eventually, just before the cirrhosis

Who's Joyce?

**shaunbhoy** · 27 September 2010, 15:46

Originally posted by Jog On View Post

Who's Joyce?

Some may have been tempted to think "James Joyce" of Ulysses fame.
However, as it is sg, it probably relates to either his therapist, or his hairdresser!!

How much could you earn if you were a SAS guru ...