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    So, I was eating some haribo dinosaurs and I held two up next to each other, and I thought "I know, I'll google haribo dinosaur porn because someone must have made some funny photos"

    I found this wonderful article from the wail

    But it looks like my desire for haribo porn is as yet unfulfilled. What is the internet coming to?
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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    hahahaahahah

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      #3
      Originally posted by doodab View Post
      So, I was eating some haribo dinosaurs and I held two up next to each other, and I thought "I know, I'll google haribo dinosaur porn because someone must have made some funny photos"

      ... my desire for haribo porn is as yet unfulfilled. What is the internet coming to?
      Like you do. You have no other option than to do it yourself. Please send us the link when it's done, ta.

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        #4
        Originally posted by doodab View Post
        So, I was eating some haribo dinosaurs and I held two up next to each other, and I thought "I know, I'll google haribo dinosaur porn because someone must have made some funny photos"

        I found this wonderful article from the wail

        But it looks like my desire for haribo porn is as yet unfulfilled. What is the internet coming to?
        That piece in the wail was superb!
        "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


        Thomas Jefferson

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          #5
          He said: 'I demanded to see the shop manager and, during a heated exchange, my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park.'
          She was just embarrassed by her idiot of a husband.

          Good find doodab.
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #6
            Gary Larson got into similar trouble many years ago with his "When Dogs Dream" cartoon.

            I'll see if I can find an online version
            Coffee's for closers

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              #7


              Some people have really smutty minds. I wonder if that family ever purchase bananas? And what would the missus need to sit on in that unlikely event?
              +50 Xeno Geek Points
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              As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

              Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

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                #8
                Seeing a whole bunch of scrollbars in those images, anyone else?
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                  Seeing a whole bunch of scrollbars in those images, anyone else?
                  Nah. I can see sweets that look like willies.
                  Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                  +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                    Nah. I can see sweets that look like willies.
                    I see lighthouses rotated 90 degrees. I blame my clean living and good catholic upbringing.

                    I found they do gummyguitars just for MP but again another gummy fail appears...

                    Last edited by northernladuk; 30 September 2010, 08:03.
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