My worst off the cuff pun

[suityou01]

Warning, this is really bad.

I walked in the pub one day and there was the landlord chatting to a few builders who had been rained off (was around 5pm ish). He was telling them the news that his best mate was in trouble with the tax man. Apparently he owned a chain of jellied eel stalls in London and had not been paying any tax.

The builders listened intently and the landlord looked up and before he could ask me what I was drinking I said "So we could say the tax man is hot on his eels"

I was lucky to walk out alive.

What's your worst off the cuff pun?

[MarillionFan]

Something about Down Syndrome waitresses and roller skates if I recall :

[suityou01]

Something about Down Syndrome waitresses and roller skates if I recall :

How do you make a pun out of that?

[Clippy]

Warning, this is really bad.

I walked in the pub one day and there was the landlord chatting to a few builders who had been rained off (was around 5pm ish). He was telling them the news that his best mate was in trouble with the tax man. Apparently he owned a chain of jellied eel stalls in London and had not been paying any tax.

The builders listened intently and the landlord looked up and before he could ask me what I was drinking I said "So we could say the tax man is hot on his eels"

I was lucky to walk out alive.

What's your worst off the cuff pun?

Be honest, this never really happened, did it?

[suityou01]

Be honest, this never really happened, did it?

Yes absolutely did. Scout's honour.

[MarillionFan]

Be honest, this never really happened, did it?

Happens all the time. My mates a Doctor, he said he has a patient come in and said 'Doctor, Doctor; What can I do? I think I'm a pair of curtains? '

"Pull yourself together man" he said.

True story.

[suityou01]

I wasn't going to start this thread. I started a thread about the PIIGS nations and this was immediately tagged with the usual "me me look at me" bulltulip so I though ok frak it, I'll start a thread about something that happened to me.

You lot bring it on yourselves you really do

[suityou01]

Happens all the time. My mates a Doctor, he said he has a patient come in and said 'Doctor, Doctor; What can I do? I think I'm a pair of curtains? '

"Pull yourself together man" he said.

True story.

A monkey went to the doctors.
He said <monkeynoises> "ooh ooh aaaa aaa screech screech" </monkeynoises>
And the monkey said "there's no need to take the p*ss doc".

Not a true story.

[Clippy]

Happens all the time. My mates got a Doctor, he said he has a patient come in and said 'Doctor, Doctor; What can I do? I think I'm a pair of curtains? '

"Pull yourself together man" he said.

True story.

Aha. Just like my mate who told that someone knocked on his door to which he replied 'who's there'?

Ken

Ken who.

Ken you let me in, it's freezing out here.

True story.

[MarillionFan]

My sister went out with a bloke with a wooden leg.

Eventually she broke it off.

True.