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    Something I'd like to share ....

    .... I've just managed to wet my sock.

    I've done my undies before, as well as my trousers, my shoes, and of course the floor. I've never managed to miss the bowel and hit my foot before. Luckily it was only one foot (left).

    Good job it's Friday; I've only got the rest of today and tomorrow to go and then I'll be putting on another set of clothes.
    How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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    #2
    Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
    .... I've just managed to wet my sock.

    I've done my undies before, as well as my trousers, my shoes, and of course the floor. I've never managed to miss the bowel and hit my foot before. Luckily it was only one foot (left).

    Good job it's Friday; I've only got the rest of today and tomorrow to go and then I'll be putting on another set of clothes.
    I'm guessing bowl.

    Early onset mad as a badger's arse disease.

    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #3
      Why don't you just sit down?
      +50 Xeno Geek Points
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      Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

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        #4
        How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

        Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
        Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%

        "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

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          #5
          Originally posted by Zippy View Post
          Why don't you just sit down?
          He might get his arse hair caught between seat and bowl.
          And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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            #6
            Piss in the toilet? How disgusting. One should use the sink for which purpose it works admirably.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
              He might get his arse hair caught between seat and bowl.
              Nooooooooo
              +50 Xeno Geek Points
              Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
              As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

              Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

              CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                #8
                Something I'd like to share ....

                Gonorrhea?
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #9
                  Wiillllmsloooow!

                  <<canned laughter>>

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by zeitghost
                    Peyronie's Disease?

                    That lets you pee around corners.
                    What use is that?

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